Come on, come on.
We can still get this. Come on, guys.
Crap!
...Piedmont, representing Eritrea, Biniam Girmay.
NOPE NOT GONNA HAPPEN
SHOULD'VE RETIRED GRACEFULLY LAST YEAR.
HE'LL SPUNK IT UP AGAINST THE WALL AND BLAME SOMEONE ELSE.
WINNING A STAGE WOULD BE A CINDERELLA STORY.
CAV CAN ONLY WIN IF EVERYTHING GOES WRONG WITH OTHER SPRINTERS.
And the stage winner makes history! The winner of this stage, Mark Cavendish!
It won't be easy to win this year.
No.
7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...
And they're off!
Another really shitty day. Let's just say.