Guys, can you help me put the boxes in the minivan, please?
What's this for again?
This is for Katie's son's birthday party.
Frances, can you grab the water bottles, please?
This is child labor.
Maeve, can you grab the party bags, please?
Jessipa and I are having a staring contest.
Can you guys keep it down? I'm busy.
I literally never ask you to do anything!
Guys! We talked about this. Let's go.
Thanks, sweetie.
But if it's "Events by Sylvia," why are we doing it?
Coyote!
Initiate freeze protocol.
Babe, we gotta call animal control.
I call and I call and they say it's not their problem until there's a corpse.
What's a corpse?
It's a dead body. One day you'll be a corpse.
- [whispers] Simon! - Can we not?
But it's true.
[Simon sighs]
- Okay. - Okay. Come on.
Okay.
Can Jessipa eat my hot dog?
No, no. Never give Jessipa a hot dog.
Too late.
["I Was Once a Glass of Tang" playing]
- [children clamoring] - On your knees, bitch! [screaming]
- Hey. Here we go. - [Katie] Ooh.
Oh! This is so disturbing.
- Why? - Oh, we don't let Simon play with guns.
Ooh.
Thank you. Thank you. Now, do you need anything else? I feel like we're all set.
- Mmm! Can I see the cake? - Yeah.
- Oh, my God. It's so cute! Isn't it cute? - [Sylvia] Mm-hmm.
It's… It's so cute.
- [Katie] Thank you. - Mm-hmm.
Okay. So what's next with planning Will's wedding?
Well, just the boring stuff.
I mean, wine tasting, looking at venues.
But I don't know what's gonna happen now I know Jenna low-key hates me.
I mean, can you blame her?
You and her fiancé literally disappeared for half of her engagement party.
- Whose side are you on? - Hers. I believe women.
Okay. It was Will's idea to leave the party.
I kept trying to take him back there.
Oh. Oh, I didn't know that part. Okay, then everything's okay.
Jenna and I, we don't really know each other yet.
We just need to become friends, and then Will and I can remain friends.
- It's very simple. - Come on.
You are not gonna become real friends with Jenna.
Okay. I know. But that doesn't mean she can't be the kind of friend
that you intend to get a drink with but never do.
Okay. That's smart. Aim low.
- Very low. Ow! - Oh!
- Are you okay? - I don't… N-No.
I don't know… That child is unhinged. Whoever that is. What is his name?
Okay. Okay, calm down. This is normal. Your son's just a dork.
Basically, Johnny 66 wants to open these, like, gastropubs nationally.
And this is the first one. It's really nice, right?
Do you guys have a name for it yet?
Yes. Corporate has settled, uh, on a name.
Uh, it is short for Johnny 66.
It is "Jay 6."
Hmm. It, uh, kinda reminds me of something. [chuckles]
I can't imagine what it reminds you of. [laughs]
It tested very well. Apparently, it had a very sticky name.
- Mmm. - I don't know about you guys,
- but it reminds me of January 6th. - Yeah.
I was there but only because I was visiting family in DC.
Next thing I know, there's a commotion, I end up at the Capitol.
Beautiful building.
You should not tell people that story.
I took my shirt off.
Uh… Anyway, Will, I'm so proud of you though, man.
I'm so proud of you! I mean, look at this. You're, like, running this place.
You're like a total corporate girlboss now.
Yes, I am. I really am. [chuckles]
I was so sick of your cool Bon-Iver-artiste bullshit,
but you've really blossomed into a beautiful capitalist piggy,
- and I love it. - Thanks, dude.
I'm as surprised as anyone that I like working for a big company. [laughs]
- Bro, Jenna's done good with you. - Yes.
- You're a different dude. - Thank you.
But has the dust settled from the engagement party,
or is she still pissed at you and Sylvia?
No, she hasn't brought it up at all actually. I think it's totally blown over.
Yeah. I mean, that's exactly how women work.
They just let things blow over, easy-breezy.
- They don't hold on to anything. - No, that's crazy.
Sylvia and Jenna hate each other. There's gonna be a catfight. [hisses]
Don't try to start shit with this thing, okay? [chuckles]
Dude, Sylvia, like, planned your engagement party,
and then she kidnapped you, and you missed the whole thing.
You have to admit Sylvia doesn't have the best track record
when it comes to you and your significant others.
We are both equally responsible for what happened at the engagement party.
Mmm. Would it have happened with anybody else though?
Okay, yeah.
I-I've been really worried about Jenna and Sylvia spending too much time together.
I know what you have to do, all right? Do not let them speak to each other.
Do not let them around each other. Unless… three-way.
Nice. Good advice. Thank you.
End all contact between Sylvia and Jenna forever.
How the fuck do I… [stammers] Sylvia's literally planning my wedding.
Oh, just be vague but positive. Like, "Yeah, we'll 100% hang out in the future.
Let's figure it out." Then never figure it out.
- You never figure it out. - Right.
If you're in the market for a new wedding planner, I am available.
If you're looking for someone with a younger profile,
I recently took a MasterClass on floral arrangement from Jennifer Garner.
Oh, I love Yes Day.
This fucking banner.
I told them not to hang this shit.
"The heart of an alehouse, the soul of America"?
What the fuck does that even mean? It sucks, right?
- Yeah, it's not great. - I'm not a philosopher,
but I think the heart of an alehouse is the ale.
Yo, you gotta run through Lucky Penny sometime soon.
I've been running this illegal high-stakes, late-night VIP poker game.
And guess what I'm calling it? "Reggie's Game."
I can send you the password.
Is it "Vinny Chase"?
No. What the heck?
- It actually is. Holy shit. First guess. - [Reggie] Who told you?
I really need you there though. It's Friday at 9:30.
Yeah, I will 100% hang out in the future with you.
- Oh, you're doing the thing! - There you go!
- Yeah, it works. It's good. - It works really well actually.
- I really thought you were coming. - I know.
- Just like that. - It feels right.
- Mmm. - Mmm.
This one's nutty and mossy and a little dirty.
Mmm? [laughs]
Should we wait for Jenna before we make any decisions?
Oh, she can't make it.
Oh, why not? What happened?
She got stuck in San Diego. She was so bummed too.
She-She's like, "Oh, Will, I wish I could come. I just can't come."
Okay. And this has got nothing to do with what happened at the engagement party?
Like, she seemed a little irritated when…
Oh, no, no, no. No. Totally fine. Totally fine.
It's just hard for her to get down to LA in the middle of the week, you know.
- Aw. - CEO stuff.
I-I really wanna make an effort for her and I to be friends, you know,
- outside of our friendship. - Of course.
- It really means a lot to me. - She would like that as well.
- I'll reach out to her. - Oh, you don't have to do that.
Uh, you'll-you'll-you'll see each other… You'll hang.
You know, she gets guilty when she has to tell people she's too busy to hang out.
But you'll-you'll-you'll organically spend plenty of time together
- in the very near future. - Okay.
Yeah, she was so bummed to be stuck in San Diego.
- Hmm. [groans] - Yeah.
I love visiting Los Angeles!
So turns out Jenna is in town.
So much for being a busy CEO with no time for Will's friends.
And why are you looking at her Instagram? What is oyster shucking?
- Elliott. - What is shucking?
- That's correct. - 'Cause Will told me
that she was in San Diego. He totally lied to me.
[sighs] Well, you know, I'm sure it was just a last-minute thing.
No, no. This is absolutely not a last-minute thing. Look.
- [Charlie] Uh-huh. - They're just all hanging out.
- Who is Paula Abdul? - Who is Paula Abdul?
Y-You know what? [stammers] I don't even see why you care.
You don't want to go to Lucky Penny anyway. What's the big deal?
I'll tell you what the big deal is. If I can't be friends with Jenna,
then that means that I'm not going to be able to hang out with Will.
That is not true. That's not gonna happen.
That's what happened last time he was married.
I don't want to lose him again. He's one of my oldest friends.
If I were to replace him now, it would take 25 years
for me and this new friend to catch up to where Will and I are.
And by then, I'm practically dead and who cares?
Uh-huh. Who cares? Right.
Okay, please, babe. This is important.
As we get older, our old friends become more and more important.
Okay. You know what?
I'm sure that Will is just torqued up about getting engaged again, you know?
You know, you and Jenna will become friends eventually.
Just give it time. It'll happen, naturally.
…when I use this eight-letter French synonym for "tushy."
[kisses] What is the derriere?
- What is derriere? - Yeah.
- Yeah! [grunts] - You're wrong.
Will and I always get screwy when he's in a couple.
- Can you just tell me what to do? - [sighs]
- Please, can you tell me what to do? - Babe, here's what you need to do.
You need to do nothing. He will come around.
- Give them some space. - Okay. Okay, you're right.
I'll just… I'll just keep it cool.
Yes. Just keep it cool. Keep it cool.
If I could just, please… Oh! There it is! Daily Double.
- [vocalizes] - [Sylvia sighs]
Ooh, what should we wager, Jessipa?
[screams] What? Not in the bed.
- I told you, not in the bed. - It's fine.
- She likes the warmth. It's fine. - Absolutely not!
Whoa. Where'd she go? Wait, where'd she go?
- [exclaims, screams] - No, don't. Don't--
Jessipa, Jessipa, where did you go? Jessipa? Jessipa? Jessipa? [clicks tongue]
- [screaming] - Hey, hey! Just keep it calm. Keep…
Jessipa? [grunts]
Hey, Penguini. I just made some, uh, dinner reservations for 7:30…
Sylvia? Hey. What are you doing here? [chuckles]
Hey, William. How was work?
It was great. I was just over at Jay 6. Things are progressing very nicely. Um…
What are you ladies up to?
We're great. We're just looking at some rental options.
- Oh. - Yeah. These books have all the inventory
and I just figured that it would be faster if we flip through it together
- than via email, you know? [chuckles] - Yeah.
There's so much gorgeous stuff in here.
Sylvia's gonna grab you tear sheets of my top picks.
Cool. Sylvia, do you want me to take you downstairs and help you
with the parking validation? It's kinda tricky to figure it out.
No. Uh, we've still got a lot of stuff to get through, so no.
- [phone buzzes] - Oh, fudge, pardon me for a sec.
- I have to take this call. [chuckles] - No problem.
[speaks French]
Ooh, la, la.
[whispering] What the fuck are you doing here?
My job. Oh, did I not mention that I was meeting up with Jenna?
Oh, ha ha ha.
That's very… This is some fucking Fatal Attraction-type shit
that's going on right now.
Why are you trying to keep Jenna and I apart?
Maybe because you interfere in every relationship I've ever had.
- [thuds] - What are you talking about?
I'm talking about how you can't help yourself. You're like a mechanic.
You get under the hood and all of a sudden, you find all these problems
- that weren't there before. - What's going on? Is this the crush?
- Is that what's happening? Is it back? - You're doing it right now.
This is what I'm talking about! Look. I think everyone would agree
that everyone's lives would be infinitely easier
if you two just never had any contact ever again for the rest of your lives.
That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard.
I can't be friends with you and have no contact with your wife.
Why? It seems pretty clear-cut and simple if you ask me.
Do I have to explain this to you? You saw how she reacted at the party.
It clearly bugged her that we were out together.
It didn't bug her. She hasn't brought it up since then.
- She hasn't even thought about it. - Oh, my God!
As a woman, I can tell you she's still bugged about it.
- Don't woman-splain to me. - I will woman-splain to you all day!
You shouldn't be "splaining" nothing to nobody.
If you don't let Jenna and I hang out, you know what's gonna happen?
She's gonna think you're hiding something, she's gonna hate me,
and you and I won't be friends again.
Don't you think you're being a little dramatic about this?
I don't think so. You're about to get married again.
If we wanna stay friends this time,
then we're gonna have to do normal, adult stuff
like couples dinners and shit like that.
Fine. You wanna do a motherfucking couples dinner?
- Let's do a motherfucking couples dinner. - I can't fucking wait. Tomorrow night.
- Let's do a motherfucking couples dinner. - Oh, I'm fucking in.
Great. 7:00 p.m. My place.
Great. 7:00 p.m., your place. Couples dinner's fucking on.
Awesome. She got any dietary restrictions?
She says she's allergic to gluten. But she's not.
- What am I supposed to do with that? - Same thing I do with it, nothing.
- Awesome. - You fucking accept it.
- Wow. - Hey!
- Hi! - Bonjour. How was the call?
[sighs, speaks French, laughs]
[laughs] Good. Well, Penguini, we're gonna have a couples dinner with them tomorrow.
I love a couples dinner.
Who doesn't?
Oh, I'm gluten-free.
Perfect. Just the four of us.
- Yep. Can't wait. - Perfect.
Wow. This is… This is a lot.
Well, I want it to be special.
It's our first couples dinner with them, and Will doesn't think it's gonna work.
I want to show him that we can have a great time, the four of us,
and that Will doesn't know what he's talking about.
Well, I'm glad you took my advice about keeping things chill.
Okay. Just have a canapé and let me do my thing, okay?
Okay. [clears throat]
[doorbell rings]
Ooh! Okay. [exhales deeply]
You're bringing those to the door?
- Hey! - Hi. [chuckles]
- Hey! How are you? - Hi. Welcome. How are you?
- Oh, hi. - Hi. Good to see you. Oh!
- There you go. [chuckles] - Look at that. [chuckles]
- Thank you. Look at that. Thank you. - No problem.
- Thanks for having us. [chuckles] - Of course.
- We're so glad we can finally do this. - I know!
How have we never done this before?
Well, you know, we live in a whole other city.
Also, she works all the time.
You work pretty crazy hours yourself, William.
- I do. - Uh, Charlie actually works a lot.
- He's a lawyer. - Mmm.
Yep. And you are no slouch
in the work department either, babe. [chuckles]
[sniffs]
[sighs]
Safe to say we all work a lot.
- Mm-hmm. Yeah. - Yeah. That's adulthood for you.
Yeah. Just slaving away doing shit you don't care about. [chuckles]
Well, that's not really how you feel. I mean, beer is your passion.
That is true. It is. Mmm.
Yeah.
- Would you like gluten-free focaccia? - Oh. Right… Right now?
- Yeah. Come in! Have a drink. Yeah. - Yeah.
- Yeah, let's do it. - Let me get you a glass of wine.
We gotta set some ground rules right now.
- Ground rules, really? In my house? - Yes. Absolutely.
Do not bring up any of my past relationships.
Don't be a Will historian. Don't be an expert on me, okay?
Oh, an expert. What does that mean?
It means that little lecture you just gave everyone over how much I like beer.
- Oh, lecture? - It was like a fucking TED Talk, okay?
Just don't act like you know everything about me.
I do know everything about you. Except for the origins of "Penguini."
We like penguins. They're fucking cute, okay? That's it. That's it.
Just, also, don't be a bitch to her, please.
You know what, I… Thank you for the reminder, actually.
- Sometimes people need to be reminded. - I appreciate that.
[Will] Ooh! Look at this spread.
So, you and Will went to college together. What was he like back then?
Um, he was… he was just the same.
Mmm. Yeah.
In what way?
I don't know. I mean, I… It's so long ago.
I don't really dwell on those times anyway.
I'm… I'm not a Will historian. [chuckles]
- Mmm. - Okay, boys.
Promise not to talk wedding details all night, but… [inhales sharply]
Any leads on the horse-drawn carriage with the white stallion?
What? And Will's gonna be in shining armor?
I'm sorry, I didn't… This is the first that I'm hearing about this stuff.
No, that's not true, actually. We… [stammers] We talked about it.
We for sure talked about it because it's a big priority for us, you know?
Um… [stammers] …it's that we, um,
we're gonna have a horse-drawn carriage take us from the ceremony.
Um… with, you know, uh…
doves being released and people throwing flowers at us
and people playing those long, kinda trumpet things
with the banners hanging down from them. Kinda like a Cinderella moment.
Like a Cinderella moment. I definitely brought it up.
I, for sure, you know? You were looking right at me.
But sometimes you do that thing where, you know, you're looking at the person
but you're kinda tuned out.
Mmm.
Uh… Mmm.
- Maybe. - [clears throat] You know what?
- [clicks tongue, stammers] You're right. - I am.
I'm just realizing. I dropped the ball. [sighs] I dropped the ball on that one.
I am so sorry. I've just had so many details swirling around in my head.
You know a little life hack I use to help me remember things at work?
No. What is it?
I write things down.
Like, all the time.
I'm gonna write that down. I'm gonna write down to "write things down."
- [chuckles] - Yeah. That's great.
Smart. Smart.
- Thank you. Yeah. Thank you. - You're welcome. Yeah.
Oh, my God, he just threw me under the bus.
He threw you under the horse-drawn carriage.
I think I would remember something that epically tacky.
Well, you did the right thing letting it go.
I'll write that down.
Yeah, that was a bit much.
I mean, he doesn't really wanna leave in a horse-drawn carriage, does he?
That's so not Will.
You know what? The heart wants what the heart wants.
Oh, whatever. Feel like we're never gonna be couple friends
and Will and I are slowly gonna drift apart.
Yeah, well, either way, this evening will come to an end, so that's a comfort.
It's so exciting you guys are launching a new chain.
Yeah. It's really cool for me to see how Johnny 66, like, operates up close.
Especially if, you know, for when I open my own bar one day.
- Oh, is something new in the works? - Yeah, sort of.
I think it's helpful for Will to have a goal
even if it's not something he's actively working towards.
Yeah. It's helpful for me.
No, I didn't… I didn't mean that in a derogatory sense.
- It's just a statement. Like a fact. - No. What's derogatory about that?
It's nice to have a goal that you're not working towards.
- You're very focused on Jay 6 right now… - Yeah, it's nice.
- I am very focused on Jay 6. - Yeah.
I get it.
Hear you're turning Will into a golfer.
Yes. Yeah, he's taking lessons at the club.
- Wow. - You know,
- Maeve wants to take golf lessons. - That's right.
Yeah, our littlest, but, uh, she's not sporty at all and there's a lot of gear.
Yeah, she didn't walk until she was 18 months old
'cause she couldn't really be bothered, so…
- That's true. - I… I walked when I was five months old.
- [chuckling] What? - Wait, what? Really?
Yes.
I've never heard of anything like that before.
That's 'cause it's not real or true.
It's like a legend her family likes to tell.
She walked when she was five months old.
No, it's not… it's not a legend. [stammers] It is… It is real.
It's a… It's a fact. I-I-I walked when I was five months old.
Fun fact, I, uh, Jet Skied outta my mom's vagina when I was born.
Yeah, you know… you know, you can… you can make your jokes,
but, um, you know what else? I-I learned to ice-skate when I was one.
[scoffs] Yeah.
Look, these are little urban legends your family likes to tell itself,
you know what I mean? But they're not true.
You shouldn't tell people this shit as though it's true. You know what I mean?
My family has these little legends too.
Mine is that I wore diapers till I was six.
I didn't, but she loves to tell people I did.
That's not a legend. A legend is Hercules.
Like, a legend is Moana.
You know, these are… whereas these are things that happened that-that I did.
Moana's a Pixar movie, and also, you did not do that.
If you did, you'd be in the Guinness Book of World Records
for "the youngest person ever to walk and ice-skate."
You're not, as far as I know. I assume you would've brought it up if you were.
- Speaking of the Guinness book-- -That's right.
My great-uncle, uh, Larry, he was actually in the Guinness Book of World Records
'cause he had a parrot that could ride a scooter.
You claim you can tell where hops are from just by smelling them,
- and that's literally impossible. - It's not.
I can, 'cause it's my job to smell hops, and I'm very good at it.
I actually beat a dog in a sniff-off once.
- Beat a dog. That's very impressive. - I did.
Well, it is 'cause dogs can sniff good.
It's like how you can beat a cheetah in a footrace when you were one years old.
Where do you even buy ice skates for a one-year-old?
- Do you have a cobbler custom-make those? - Take a look at this.
'Cause they're not a real thing because one-year-olds don't ice-skate.
Like finding a parachute for a one-year-old.
- Amazon, ice skates, one-year-old. - That's a costume.
That's a Halloween costume, so a kid can pretend to be an ice-skater
'cause they can't do it in real life.
Think the chickpea flour gluten-free brownies are nearly ready.
Oh. Never mind. Ten more minutes.
Great.
- This is fun. - That's a shame. Um…
- [Jenna sighs] - [Sylvia] Mmm.
You know, she could drive at six.
[Will] Thank you so much.
Yeah. Thanks-Thanks so much for having us, Sylvia.
- Really fun, yeah. - [gasps] Coyote!
- Everybody freeze! - Oh, shit.
Get the fuck outta here!
[sighs] That was so awesome. Thank you so much for coming.
- Yeah, that was great. - Yeah.
- Yeah. Fun. Delicious. Delicious meal. - That was awesome.
- Thanks for coming all the way here. - Absolutely! Yeah.
- Let's do it again. - Yeah.
- Drive safe, guys. That was excellent. - Goodbye.
- Take care. - So fun to see you all. You're good!
Bye!
[sighs]
Hey. I'm… I shouldn't have…
- Oh, wait. Sorry. [stammers] - Oh, yeah. Yeah. No, no, no. Um…
Very sorry about tonight, okay?
No, I'm sorry too.
I don't know why I dug my heels in about the whole walking thing.
I guess… It's just I've mentioned it before in front of you,
so I was surprised when you pushed back.
Well, I shouldn't have. [stammering] It was stupid.
You know, I'm sorry, you know.
I-I wasn't there when you learned to walk or… or ice-skate,
you know, any of that stuff.
I think I feel intimidated by your friendship with Sylvia.
You're different around her than you usually are.
And I know you didn't tell her about the horse-drawn carriage. I'm not dumb.
I know it's not your thing.
That must've been why I acted out.
Well, I didn't help. Okay, I'm sorry, I-I made a whole scene.
I shouldn't have done that.
Maybe it would be a good idea for me and Sylvia to go out tomorrow night
before I head back to San Diego. Just the two of us.
I mean, is it really that important to you to get to know Sylvia?
Well, it depends. Is she really that important to you?
I mean, I think she'd be really psyched if you invited her out.
Did I ever tell you that I was two when I learned to windsurf?
Wow. Is that before or after
you scaled El Capitan Free Solo-style for the first time?
- That was after. - Oh, wow.
- Way after. - Amazing.
- Gonna have a very impressive wife. - I know. Yeah.
- I'm excited about it. - [phone buzzes]
[groans] Hang on.
Oh, God. It's the German office.
[exclaims] Tell them heil.
Guten Tag, Johan 66.
Ja. Oh.
[rings]
- [Will] Hey. - So, you probably already know this,
but Jenna invited me to dinner.
Yeah, I'm, uh, I'm-I'm well aware.
Can we talk about what happened last night?
Yes, we probably should. Look, I love Jenna,
but she's very different from you and I,
and when we're together, those differences become magnified,
and it makes me self-conscious.
Are you reading from a pamphlet?
Buddy, I… I really like Jenna, okay?
You don't need to worry about any of that stuff.
You think the horse-drawn carriage is stupid, okay? Just admit it.
Look, it's not my cup of tea,
but if it makes Jenna happy, then who gives a shit what I think?
I do. See, that's the problem.
The J.Lo speech and the horse-drawn carriage.
When I'm around you, I see it through your eyes,
and it makes me act out towards Jenna, and I don't like it.
And that's why I was trying to keep you guys apart, you know?
[stammers] Okay. Well, are there rules that I should know about?
Is there words that you don't want me to say?
Like, are you gonna yell at me if I mention that you liked pizza in college?
Look, I was wrong, and you were right.
I want you guys to be friends. You're both very important to me,
and you should know better than anyone,
I was much more of a calzone guy in college.
Let's go back to "I was right." We moved off that too quickly.
Can you say that again? Sorry? What was that?
Yeah, that part of the conversation's over.
Have fun at dinner. Talk to you soon. Bye.
So Will just told me that you used to be a lawyer. I had no idea.
Yes, I went to law school. That part is true.
Um, that's where I met Charlie, actually.
Aw. [chuckles] Did you ever practice?
Mm-hmm. Um, for a couple of years,
and then I had a baby and more babies and…
Seriously, in this day and age, you'd think we'd be past this baloney
- of having to choose. - Totally.
It is literally impossible to be a woman.
You have to be extraordinary but somehow you're always doing it wrong.
You have to be thin but not too thin.
You have to be a boss but can't be too mean.
- Is that from the Barbie movie? - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
I loved it. I loved it. Did you see it?
Yeah, Maeve made me take her, like, eight times, you know?
It was…
People loved it. People love that movie.
- So good. Yeah. - Mm-hmm. It was awesome.
- [chuckles] Thanks for inviting me out. - Yeah.
Thank you for introducing me to this restaurant. It's so good.
I saw a little gelato place nearby if you wanna extend the night a little.
Mmm. You know I like to rage.
Oh, that is the, uh, head of Del Taco.
Man thinks he invented the burrito. A real Ken.
[whispers] Oh, my God. I hate a Ken.
- I don't… I don't wanna talk to that guy. - Okay, yeah.
Let's go to the bathroom. I'll cover you.
That would be great. Thank you.
You know, Sylvia, I have to admit,
I was a little anxious about getting to know you.
I know, me too. I really wanted us to hit it off.
Yeah, I mean you and Will have known each other forever,
and compared to you, I am the new kid on the block.
- Oh, please, that doesn't matter. - It does. No, Will loves you,
and you guys have so much fun together.
You're witty and sophisticated and spontaneous and, hello, gorgeous.
- Who would not be a little intimidated? - [Sylvia laughing]
I should be intimidated by you, Miss CEO. Please.
[stammers] I-- I guess I have always been a little jealous of the two of you,
but now that I've gotten to know you, I realize, it was all in my head.
- Of course it was. - You are just a regular, old person.
I am the most regular person you could hope to meet.
I know. I mean, you're nothing.
What?
["Barbie Girl" playing]