Previously.
I liked her disability,
But I can't stand this need to win.
I know you cheated.
He pretends not to see.
FIERY LOVE
It is necessary to take care of health.
I consider my body a temple.
It is said that inner beauty
is most important, but external
is even more important.
Who would want to fly an ugly Airplane? The same goes for women.
That's why I called for help my trainer Tony.
Exercise is happiness.
Now the squats! Perfect.
Now push-ups.
Three, four.
Top, bottom... One moment.
Keep practicing.
You didn't answer the phone, so I drove them back on Monday.
You must have been with this turd.
Okay, I'm sleeping at my place.
Don't hang up on me! I'm not done yet!
- Are you all right? - Yes.
I will have no mercy. Just like my ex.
I love Tony, because he knows how to motivate me.
You will develop, like my children I don't see.
I am just getting divorced, But somehow I'm holding on.
This does not mean at all, That I am a bad father.
- Can you feel the children? - You don't.
I would like to convey to the children, That Christian is not their father.
I am one.
Excellent. You can relax.
Great training.
- Are you crying? - No. I'm exercising my stomach.
Let's do tummies together. Lift your legs.
What do I see here? Marina is practicing.
In the living room. In sweatpants.
Wearing a red vest With his hair tied up.
On a mat by the couch.
- Thirsty? - No.
- Have a drink. - I just started.
It is necessary to drink during training.
It came out awkwardly.
I would love to get to know you better.
- Now? - Yes. I have a personal question.
- Talk. - What are you most afraid of?
- Disneyworld. - A theme park?
- Yes. - Original.
Because I am original.
I am also often told...
Ask me the same question.
- What? - No. The whole sentence.
- What are you most afraid of? - Death.
This is not original.
Again.
- What are you most afraid of? - Death... Of old age.
Still poorly.
There you are!
I was looking for you.
- I was here. - Not trying to escape?
Don't.
Because I would have to kill you.
That would be murder.
It is possible that the most I am afraid of Alexandra.
One bite for Claude...
AND one for...
Good morning, my ladies.
Better conserve some energy, Because Marc can't decide,
With whom he will go on a date.
Therefore, in making a choice will help him...
Sports.
- I won't choose on my own? - Don't.
- Too bad. - Those are the rules.
Crappy rules.
- Do you want to leave the program? - But don't.
My ladies, you will participate
In the first aquatic competition in the program's history.
For what would fire be without water? Or water without fire?
Air.
I did not wait for an answer.
The winner will spend the whole afternoon ... With Mark.
I wish you the best of luck, especially Claude.
See you around, girls!
In swimsuits!
Fortunately, Marc will not choose, so I have a chance.
I love it. Life or death.
My life, and their death.
My ladies!
Marc!
- What. - Here I am.
I see.
Well...
The first discipline has Italian roots.
Il proiettere di prigionero.
Peasant daughters had to compete For the favor of the king.
- Marc is the king! - That's right!
Lost...
The losers were beheaded or thrown to the dogs to eat.
There are two teams and one ball.
A hit means beheading, means elimination from the game.
- Is it a game of two-fer? - It isn't.
Or rather, yes.
Get into teams And see you at the pool.
I have to tell Marc, That in this state I can't practice.
Put on your caps. On the spot?
Marc. I have to confess something to you.
Yes?
I can't take part in the competition....
Oh no.
You don't have to say. I know what you mean.
- Seriously? - I knew all along.
You hold your back. You walk like a penguin.
You eat a lot of sweets. You get nauseous. This is obvious.
Your back hurts.
- No... - Take this.
Just don't take it if you are driving or are pregnant.
But you are not in danger of that, Because we didn't have sex.
For now.
Sarah exaggerates.
I don't like the pool either.
Monkeys feel bad in water.
Victoria, we are on the same team!
I don't know why he considers me as a friend.
- Chatalere, are you baptized? - No.
Jesus put me on her path.
Meet Jesus.
One I already know. A Brazilian with a huge...
And again.
I will definitely convince her to put on panties.
Ready?
- Marc! - Yes? I see.
- What. - There are too many of them. It's unfair.
Eliminated.
Bravo, Alexandra! Now he will shut up.
Get out of the pool.
Get ready! Take off!
Any of them have coverage?
Terefere, we play!
Let's assume that I dropped out.
I don't like competition, But I am with you.
Again.
I don't like to fight.
Marc can at any time shag me.
I'll tick it off and the program is over.
You missed. Team red, we're fighting!
Claude!
Now you! Do you?
Me?
I didn't say "Claude."
The Gospel teaches, To protect the weakest.
And in the water, Claude was the weakest.
You are in our team. What are you doing?
But an idiot.
You can't attack her.
Victoria, you're out.
I lost some points with Marc, But I gained with him.
Of course, Anne's team loses.
Claude to the right, Valerie to me!
Manon.
What are you doing?
I wash on occasion.
Eliminated. Get out of the pool.
- Can I finish? - No. That's what we have washing machines for.
They work badly.
- You are falling off. - It's okay now!
Have the rest already done the laundry?
Never before have so many girls have ever fought over me.
So far, I have been fighting with my girlfriend,
But so many girls about me?
I am touched.
I am touched! Shrugged!
Shrugged!
I am touched by your emotion.
And to me, yours.
I was the one who shrugged.
Me!
Touching!
Follow up.
Help! Help!
Grab my hand.
Am I capable of anything? Yes.
Am I cheating? Maybe.
Did I pour gasoline on the gasman?
The charges were dropped, but that was me.
Pass the ball! Pass it!
It's okay.
- Double hit! - That's unfair!
The blues are winning, reds lose.
What was I supposed to do?
Of course, I was saddened by the loss,
But I couldn't leave the lady in distress. I couldn't.
We won!
What's that?
I'm the one who won! Not you!
I withdraw from the competition.
It happens.
Alexandro, Claude, you are moving on to the finals.
The reds lost by Anne.
Manon, finish your laundry.
Valerie, I had forgotten, That you were in the water.
Next competition!
My ladies, it's time for the finale!
Alexandro, Claude.
Claude?
Yes?
Congratulations, you are in the finals.
This competition also originated Italy.
It is called Trattenuto il respiro, holding one's breath.
What happens then?
- Apnea? - Wrong.
- He's right. - Applause.
The winner will go on a date with Mark.
On my mark... Ready? Take off!
Minute!
Two!
Three!
- I won. - I didn't.
Claude still has his head underwater.
- I already won! - Sorry, but no.
4 minutes!
What does she do?
Can it drift away?
The rules do not prohibit.
She's melting!
Anne, stop it! She will break the record!
I have to stop the stopwatch.
Take it out.
If he dies, I win?
Note to head.
Just pretending.
- Where is the lifeguard? - You have to help her.
- It's your duty! - I have an inhaler. Can it be?
Let's resuscitate her.
Die, die!
- He's dead. - It doesn't make sense.
He is already dead.
He is definitely dead.
Phew, kisses the corpse!
And yet he is alive!
Everything is under control.
Thank you.
I saw a big white light.
And at the end of the tunnel stood President Mitterand and my sainted husband.
They were hugging each other, But I said:
"Not in my house!" And I went back.
Are you all right?
What a foolish idea!
You won. You're going on a date with Mark.
No, you died!
Why did you rescue her?
I'm going to kill you! I'm about to lose consciousness.
Save me!
What if she falls in love with Claude?
She has more experience than all of us all of us.
You too can gain experience.
I like to spend time with girls.
We comb our hair.
It's an interesting adventure.
Maybe even a joint shower? Who knows...
Claude's accident has awakened old demons.
When I was a kid, I almost drowned in a swimming pool.
I shouted: "Dad, help!
And he said: "I'm busy."
I'm drowning!
I eat!
Really?
Give me a break!
In fact, he was eating a sandwich, And you can't swim after eating.
I need to talk to a Jewish doctor.
Invitation. Morning.
Sit down.
Do you want to talk about it?
Are you busy?
From there. Today I have two clients.
- Should I come back later? - No. Let's make the therapy more interesting.
How are you doing?
Well, so I experienced a trauma today.
- What. - Trauma.
- I mean. - I understand.
Is it to me?
No, to the patient.
Please manage. What is the issue?
Did you hear me?
If I'm honest, you don't ...
It's not for you.
Marc, focus.
Who are you talking to?
To you. Mainly to you.
I'm afraid I'm experiencing a trauma.
- This is not funny. - Sorry.
I'm already listening to you.
- How many penises? Good. - One can have several?
He looks into your eyes, When he enters you?
What?
He continues to talk.
Excellent.
Please.
Navy blue jacket, gray shirt.
- Me? - No, him.
- Really? - Sorry.
He continues to interrupt.
- Are you trapped? - Don't.
Emotionally? In the tunnel?
- It's complicated. - In the tunnel?
I heard better before. Sorry, Marc.
So we conclude.
- Marc? - Yes?
Let's finish. Did you try to escape?
Don't.
- How do you feel? - Good.
So progress.
Freud said: small roads lead to great victories.
- Freud. - Fred, I think.
- No, Freud. - Fred.
- Is that how "Freud" is pronounced? - Yes.
So we both learned something.
- No. - It's not for you.
Dr. Jew did not help me much.
I'd best talk to Claude.
I'm looking forward to spending the afternoon with Claude, our old cat.
She is certainly very experienced, because she is a very old woman.
Very!
Claude!
Marc!
I have prepared a surprise.
We will meet with her son Pascla.
Maybe one day I will become his stepfather,
But he will be able to call me "dad."
Claude, I have a surprise for you.
This is Pascal, your son. We will spend the day together.
What do you want here?
I wanted to see my mother, like in a normal family.
When Pascal mentioned Of a normal family,
I really wanted to become a part of it.
I came to see you.
Go back to your burrow!
It will be a great afternoon.
How about a swing?
- What? - Shall we swing?
Right.
Just be careful.
Marc is very nice.
Look, mom, I reached for the sky!
Good thing it's not my purse.
He pushed me a little too hard and felt bad.
Enough already.
I like to carry him on my shoulder.
But a giant!
I don't like being carried on the shoulder.
Now you can see the whole world.
The ponies were boring, Because I prefer the real thing.
The little boy is hungry.
I liked the bubble letting. He is very good at it.
Don't walk away!
It was great.
I don't think he's mad at me.
They fit together, But sex won't come of it.
Claude! You have a wonderful son!
I told you not to come!
I know I won't replace his father, But in my opinion I was great.
I won't call him dad.
Kiss Daddy.
Run away already!
- Bye, mommy. - Get out!
And get your stuff out of the attic!
I won't take the old toys.
I'm going to pack them in this scrap. Get out!
See you there!
I will fuck, With whomever I want!
My ladies, the time has come to make a decision.
Marc has 9 tickets to give away.
In a moment, one of you will leave the villa.
Today I will hand out the first ticket...
Victoria.
Do you still want to fly with me?
Yes, if Jesus wants it too.
- And he desires? - With all his heart.
Thank you.
Me too.
He is still talking about him. Is he someone famous?
- Don't you know him? - You don't.
Next ticket on Marc Airlines...
gets Sarah.
I don't believe it.
This is for you.
Sarah, will you fly with me?
I can't fly for now, But agree.
- Original as always. - See you there.
What an eccentric.
This may change in a few weeks.
The next ticket will get...
Soraya.
Soraya, you looked beautiful In your bathing suit,
And now you look even more beautiful.
- Do you accept the ticket? - Of course.
How nice.
Enough of that!
Whenever you want, all you have to do is knock.
I will definitely open.
Next ticket to fly Airlines Marc Airlines...
GIVE Terefere.
Eagerly, what about knocking?
- I don't understand. - I'm still waiting.
Good. Will you accept a ticket for a flight to Italy?
Pasta!
I'm from Toulouse.
- Would you like some? - I've already eaten.
The next ticket goes to...
To Marina.
What to do, and yes. Consensus.
Marino?
Sorayo.
- Marino? - Yes?
Do you accept a ticket to my heart?
Soraya, do you accept the ticket To my heart?
She already has one.
Of course I accept.
Great. Thank you.
- I think they are friends. - Definitely.
I give the next ticket to Manon.
Thank you!
I have yet to see a swimming pool made someone so happy.
- It was my first time. - It could be felt from a distance.
Thank you.
There are still 3 tickets left and 4 participants.
Marc, Valerie bubbled. Throw her out!
Not true!
Valerie, did you let out a fart?
I didn't let go.
What a stinker!
Let the candidate, who has let out a fart, perform.
- It's Valerie! - Not true.
- Look into my eyes. - She is lying!
Valerie, did you let out a fart?
I didn't.
I choose Alexandra.
Get out of the way, stinker.
Alexandra, you are a great competitor and a great snitch,
and these are qualities that I highly value.
Do you accept a ticket to fly with me?
I love you.
Too soon.
There are two tickets and three ladies left.
This ticket...
GIVEN...
I did not let out a fart during the The distribution of tickets.
At most, unknowingly, But I didn't mean to.
I give...
Valerie.
I decided to trust you and recognize, That you didn't let out a fart.
Thank you.
To see. That is.
I understand.
There are still two participants left. Claude and Anne.
One of you will leave the villa.
Last Ticket...
I donate...
Anne.
- Do you accept? - Yes.
Super. For now.
Claude, do you understand, what it means?
Your eternal fire has gone out. You must leave the villa.
I could have farted myself.
Just like the others.
Claude, I'm sorry.
I had an excellent time, But I don't think so,
That I would be ready to adopt a child older than me.
I hope, that you will remember us.
No!
- Goodbye, Claude! - The shithead!
My sympathies, it is always a difficult decision.
- Marc? - Yes?
- You eliminated Claude. - Unfortunately.
Why exactly her?
- It's a hunch. - Was she too old?
Not really.
I am above that, but ultimately it was also about age.
- That is, too old. - Yes.
Claude is very old and will die much earlier than I did.
And that's not...
good idea.
Unless she was rich.
- She is fabulously wealthy. - Oh no.
- Should I tell you something? - Yes.
Claude is terminally ill.
What an injustice is being done to me.
- Can we bring it back? - Unfortunately. You chose Anne.
And Claude left to her millions.
- Millions? - Tens.
What I don't believe! Why didn't she say anything?
- Alzheimer's. - Who's that?
Name of disease.
So terrible, That she didn't tell the truth?
She could have started right away: "Good morning, Marc.
I'm very rich."
There is no need to despair. There are other girls in the villa.
I know. Maybe one of them is rich, too.
- Unfortunately. - Hail!
They are all healthy, But quite poor.
Hail!
In the next episode...
A celebration of Jean Guile!
I am not familiar with this holiday.
Really?
I love basketball.
- I am pregnant! - What does that mean?
Where is the doctor?
It's racist.
Text Janusz Winiarski