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Previously at La Flamme...
How do you imagine the woman of your life?
It's amazing to think that I'm fall in love with one of them.
- How beautiful! - Orchidee.
I love you.
I fuck him.
I have a monkey's heart.
Do you feel ready to start a family?
Kiss me.
Suicide is the word!
In a few moments, one of you will have to leave the village.
No!
I did not sleep last night.
It will soon be 9 hours since Orchidee left.
And I keep asking myself the same questions.
Sorry José.
Am I able to love again?
Am I able to love?
Am I capable?
I am?
Wow, a lot of unanswered unanswered.
I think I need to talk to Dr. Juiphe. to Dr. Juiphe.
Marc, what brings you here?
Do you still have that terrible fear of going into tobacco stores?
Yes, still. But that's not why I came today.
I have a problem with the fact that a candidate left yesterday,
and she was a girl that I really liked, and I always have this fear of...
Okay, stop right there, right away, Marc.
Because we are going to do an exercise for both of us.
See that cushion?
Let's imagine, and project that this cushion is your fear.
- Do you understand what I mean? - No.
Look at it. It's your fear.
Destroy it!
Stronger! Let's go!
We give a new form to that fear and verbalize it.
- I deserve to be loved. - I deserve to be loved.
- Come on, stronger.
- I deserve to be loved. - All right, stop! We stopped, very good.
And now we transform that fear into a harmonious form,
to tell him that we are reconciled with him.
Small bumps on the sides, gently, very well.
- And now, what are we going to do? - I don't know.
Whereas I do.
Let's push that fear away to the corner of the couch.
We are going to put it gently, very well.
Maybe, just a little tac! A little atemi on top,
to tell him that he's never coming back, and that we're done with him.
- I deserve to be loved. - I deserve to be loved.
- Oh, what do I see on your other side? - What is it?
- Another fear, right there. - Oh no.
We caught him, and we start!
- Ok, I deserve to be loved. - Stronger!
- I deserve to be loved. - Feel ridiculous!
- I deserve to be loved. - Okay, more grimaces!
- I deserve to be loved. - That's it, look this way.
- Élie Kakou! (French comedian) - And then, what happens?
- What you were saying at the beginning. - I deserve to be loved.
- Bourvil! - And my bike, does it deserve to be loved?
Imitation therapy, I have been working with this tool for 3 or 4 years. I have been working with this tool for 3 or 4 years.
And it is very, very effective.
It is more beneficial to the patient, it is more cathartic,
and it's more entertaining for me too,
because, I'm not lying to you, some sessions, you look at the time... Especially with Marc.
And one last shot with the voice of Christian Bale in Batman. Let's go!
- [unintelligible noise] - That, and now, we put that fear away.
And we put it well symmetrical with the other fear we had before,
to be at equidistance from our anguish.
- I deserve to be loved. - I deserve to be loved.
- I love working with Dr. Juiphe. - I love working with Dr. Juiphe.
It really succeeds in making me clean my inside, while I clean your interior.
That's it, let's suck up all those dark thoughts. dark thoughts.
And that's super strong.
All right, you can pass the thousand watts, you're going to gain a lot of time Marc.
- Ah yes! - Yes, much better!
- True, it's much better. - Let's go!
I don't really have a method or a theory....
"We are going to nurture this trust well confidence so that it will grow."
I didn't necessarily do the same studies studies as everyone else.
In the sense that, I did not study.
Don't forget the ballots. Very good. Super.
And we bracket them as if we were going to
to our fears to our emotions and say, ok. emotions and tell them, ok.
Ok.
But the important thing is that it works.
With most of my patients, it works.
Some, various...Marc, mainly Marc.
So Marc, your evaluation of this session?
Uff, I'm so tired,
- With back pain, eye pain... - Positive points.
I have the impression that... my head is clearer,
tidy, in short, clean. A bit like his office.
- That leaves you in a particular mood? - It makes me want to laugh.
- Super, that proves it works. - Yes, it does.
See you next week.
Where do they think they are taking us when we are eliminated?
I hope they will give us accommodation at least.
For me, we are going home.
When we were eliminated by the Germans, it was in line, in front of a wall.
- It's horrible... - They knew how to do it at the time.
Good morning girls!
Marc!
- Thank you... - Marc.
- Yes? - Marc!
- ...for this reception. - Marc! Marc!
Yes? Yes? I saw you, I saw you immediately.
- I love you. - Well, we are very happy to see you.
Especially because today we have a surprise for you. Marc.
Girls, girls, girls, girls, girls. I have a riddle for you.
- What rhymes with love? - You, Marc.
Hahahaha No!
- This? - Wow!
- I don't know if that rhymes with... - No, that doesn't rhyme with anything.
- Pompidou. - No.
- A hint for you Claude... - Dale.
Fernand Raynaud.
Pompidou.
- Deaf. - Sorry?
- Deaf. - Unfortunately, the deaf do not listen.
rhymes, therefore, deaf cannot rhyme with anything.
Hint for you. We'll have to handle the art.
- Of the masks? - No, the art itself.
The art will have to be managed.
- Artists. - Artists, yes, but what kind of artists?
- Artists. - A fish, a fish, a fish.
- What makes them think of a fish? - It's this. I think you got them mixed up.
No, no, no. What rhymes with love?
- Love. - Love, it's the same word. No!
- Pompidou! - No!
- Humor. - Ah! -What?
- Humor - I don't understand what you're saying Anne, I really don't.
- Humor! - Sorry, it's not that.
- Well girls, humor is the word. - She said it. - Anne said it.
I'd be surprised if she said it, she would have heard it, I think.
It is for this reason that I decided to present
to the humor specialist who has taught me everything.
It was he, who taught me the art of mimicry.
No!
In fact, it sounded like he was on the phone.
Then,
prepare your jokes, prepare your jokes, prepare your jokes.
And we later encountered humor!
Make me laugh girls, make me laugh.
Humor, for me, is an indispensable quality in women. indispensable quality in women.
Especially the ugly ones.
When I make a joke, I want the woman to laugh.
Hi girls!!!
Hey girls, it's me, Marc.
I only put on one nose.
Ok, if a woman doesn't laugh at that. To me it has no place in the program.
Girls I ask you to give a strong welcome to Fábulo!
How are the faggots...
- Why is it funny? - It wasn't funny.
There are only girls here. Observation, difference, humor.
Humor.
Girls, 5 years ago I wanted to learn to be funny.
And I said to myself, it was important to learn with the best French humorist, Coluche.
But unfortunately he left humor to open a large chain of restaurants
in France, which is a success. There are everywhere, and everywhere, and by the way, there is always a queue.
It is outdoors, they are open air restaurants. *(Restaurants to help poor people)*.
- I mean, it looks like it's not that good but.... - But it's hot.
- Yes, it is warm. - Yes it is.
So, I took Fábulo!
The fabulous Fábulo.
I specialize in all kinds of humor. Puppets.
- Why do you say that? - No, it is you who says that.
Imitations.
This cake lacks a bit of crunchiness.
Cyril Lignac.
Pantomime, word games,
one-man-show (man-show≈ main chaud=hot hand)
Or, one cold hand.
It teaches them the basics of humor.
All the techniques to achieve the best possible sketch,
and laugh.
Great!
And, by the way, the one that makes me laugh the most,
will come with me on a date tonight.
So, girls, ready to make me laugh?
Yes.
Or should I say, ready to make me laugh?
I hope we're not going to laugh too much either,
because it could cause something a little premature.
One of the keys to our profession, humor, is sincerity.
Talk about what you know. For example. I know Patricia Kaas very well...
and with it, the jokes work o fraKaasan.
I had told them it was good.
Marina, you're next.
- Oh yeah? Me of one? - Let's go! Marina! Marina! Marina!
I don't know what to say, I didn't prepare anything....
Don't hesitate to look into your experience as a woman.
Your relationship with men, for example.
Ah but that's easy, there is no relationship.
- The genre of the absurd, I love it. - Yes, and why is it absurd?
Because she loves me.
Ah, yes, of course.
God is love, but God is also humor.
So I went to the internet and wrote: catholic-jokes.
They are two priests, who put a child into a confessional,
- and that they get into cul... - But why stop in the middle?
Yes, ok, a priest, he says to the altar boy, wouldn't you like to suck...?
- Neither. - What a pity.
Ah! this one looks good.
Why does Jesus Christ not like cats?
Are you allergic?
Because he descended (among us). (ParMI NOUS) (by a kitten)
Don't you have a better one with a a priest who will cul... a child?
Well, the other day I was talking to the girls,
I like this one the least.
we wondered, well, why did you enter the program?
Why do you want to go out with Marc?
For me, it's easy, as he is a pilot, is to travel for free.
Stingy!
But I've been told that sleeping with a pilot, it's like taking the plane.
Your back hurts, there is turbulence,
and in the end we are still glad that it is over.
Forgive me Anne, but turbulence are not the pilot's fault,
are the fault of the weather forecast.
So, inform yourself a little before you speak.
It was a joke.
And if your back hurts, it may be that you're in ECO class, like a poor you're in ECO class, like a poor one.
Sorry Marc, I'll stop you there. We don't laugh at the poor.
It's true. Like Anne.
- Marc seems very irritated with me... - Bravo Anne, it was a bummer.
But I think, deep down, it's repressed love.
They tell me all the time, Soraya, be careful.
Stop fooling around (monkey business)
While I just do this to give them, the banana.
- It's not funny Marc. - It's not funny, no.
- Take a good look at the new OMO. - What?
See that stain on the dishcloth? I tie a knot, bam!
No more stain, bam!
- What is this? - It's Coluche, your favorite.
- I like that one with the bat. - The bat.
- That's Bigard, Marc. - Ah, that's Bigard!
- Ah yes, my favorite is Bigard. - Contributor!
No, it's Bigard, he just said so, it's Bigard.
It doesn't matter Alex.
- Did he also die? - Only professionally.
I have the advantage of not seeing the public.
It's less stressful, because if they don't laugh, I'm not going to see them, I'm not going to see them.
- Come on Emilie! - On the right.
- He knocked over the stool! - I have to find my cane.
- She must be helped! - She is blind, not stupid.
Like you.
That's the Chaplin style. I love it. We don't even need words.
And no eyes either, by the way.
Come on Valerie!
Going on stage is always is always a bit nerve-wracking.
Also, I learned a joke super well. I hope Marc likes it.
So, Mr. and Mrs....
- No Valerie. - It doesn't matter.
Never mind Valerie. It's still funnier than Anne.
Mr. and Mrs. Fome had a daughter. What name did they give her?
Valerie. Valerie Fome.
This one could have been made by Bigard.
It's going to be difficult to choose because really each one has its own style.
Hello friends! How are you?
She grimaces, how funny.
We made jokes and mine was a hit (a cardboard)
But where am I?
Where am I?
This old lady is a gem.
Yes, and it's funny because she repeats everything many times.
There was one, which stood out from the whole group. Clearly.
Ladies excuse me, I don't want to be to be the bird of ill omen,
but Marc, you will have to choose now, which of you
will go out on a date with him.
Suppose the bat knows the entry code...
No, it's too late, Alexandra. Unfortunately, it's already over.
The one that was the funniest, unanimously.
But also, the funniest for Fábulo and Peluche.
It is...
It's Emilie.
What humor! It was hilarious. Bravo Emilie, bravo.
I liked everything about Emilie's style.
The synchrony of time, the rhythm, which was truly exceptional.
Maybe it's due to the fact that she's blind, but for me, she is the new Coluche.
Bah, Bigard. Sorry.
I confess I'm a little surprised because Emilie, anyway, she just fell.
Well ladies, you may now return to the villa.
Now, as for you, Emilie. There's a car waiting for you,
the exit of the theater, which will take you to an you to an incredibly romantic place,
- chosen by Marc. - Yes.
And above all girls, I say to you. See you later!
I decided to take Emilie to a place where she would not she doesn't see herself as disabled.
Now, technically, she cannot see herself herself in any other way,
because it cannot see.
But in this place, I think you will feel like everyone else. like everyone else.
- I love bowling. - Do you?
My father brought me here very often. Yes.
Is that so? Then that's why.
Yes, he really did bring women from his work. In here.
- I waited for him in the car, for hours. - Poor thing.
Yes... There were dogs barking at me, well,
they couldn't attack me anyway because I was inside the car.
Sometimes there were men who would come and opened their coats,
A bit like clowns, except there wasn't a clown nose, but rather his penis. a clown's nose, but rather his penis.
- Oh Marc. - But I talk and talk, tell me about you.
- What do I tell you, well, I'm from Avignon... - No, but not that... your eyes...
What is it like to see nothing at all?
It's like when you close your eyes, except for me it's all the time.
It's so sad that you can't you can't see all this.
You know what Emilie?
I feel like being blind too.
With you, for the space of a moment. Ok, here I go: 1, 2, 3...
Wow! it's horrible.
I can't wait to play with Emilie. I think we're going to laugh a lot.
But, well, I am a gentleman.
I'm going to let her win.
- Strike! - Are you sure?
- Ah? - I heard about 3 or 4 went down.
You heard it wrong because that was a strike ah?
You have to be careful not to go deaf too.
Wow... Strike!
- So we carry one strike each. - Yes, well.
- Ohhhhhh, too bad. - Oh! Strike again!
- No, no. I didn't hear any pine trees fall. - Yes, you did.
Zero.
- Let's go! - Atchús!
No way.
It is the luck of the blind.
I'm going to do it with my eyes closed like you.
I am totally blind, I don't know what I'm doing.
- You can't do that. - Shit!
- You can't walk on the track. - Bah, you see or what?
- I'm not going to count that one. - I'm not going to count that one.
I am in fact a member of the ACQPB, the association of blind bowlers. association of blind bowlers.
Well, I never really won but I have a good level.
Well, you threw 5 strikes in a row, and I had 4 strikes.
- Zero. - Zero?
Well, what if we do another one...? If we play billiards?
- Ok. - Because I'm very, very good at billiards.
Great!
Yes, I am also part of the association of blind people who practice billiards.
I have a good level, yes.
Emilie, I'm telling you, if you don't have eyes, you can't...
Yes, the association of blind people play in the pincer machine.
There were not many of us.
Shall we play basketball? I think that will be a little more complicated.
- Are you finished? - Uh yes.
- It's great. - No way.
Yes, the association of blind people who practice basketball.
Also. I have a decent level.
It is now clear to me.
Emilie is not a blind person for me.
She is a psychic.
Marc, wait, don't you want to play a game of darts?
No, no, no, no, it's okay, I want to go back.
- I had a great night, I really did... - Good for you.
I had a lot of fun and I wanted to, I wanted to thank you.
You are a good kisser.
Yes, the association of blind people who kiss.
I stayed only 6 months because we don't learn much.
But I have a decent level.
- I know what you're doing Marc. - Ah.
- So, Marc, tell me. - Yes?
- This day? - It has truly been an incredible day.
I discovered many facets of the candidates, that I did not know.
- Ok. - And we had a lot of fun.
And your evening with Emilie?
The blind?
- Yes. - It started off pretty bad.
- Oh. - But it ended very well, because he kissed me.
Ok.
At this point, do you already know who you are going to eliminate?
I think it is too early to make a choice.
- Ok. - But my choice is made.
- Ah, so you've made your choice. - Yes, I have.
Yes, but I think it is still too early to make a choice.
But, no.
If your decision has already been made, it means it is not too early to choose.
My decision is made. I even wrote it down on this paper.
But for now, I think it's still a bit early to make a decision. a little early to make a decision.
- Yes. That's what I don't quite understand. - What is it?
No, I think you mean that your choice is made,
but that it's a little early to tell us about it.
No, I'm going to read it.
It can't be too soon, to make a choice, which you already made.
I know who is leaving tonight.
And that, is what we could call, "your choice".
Anyway, it is too early...
...to make a choice.
The one you have already taken?
Yes.
So, it's not too soon.
Don't confuse me.
What counts is that you have made your choice.
Yes. Well, even if it's too soon, and I put it between tweezers.
Comillas.
They look more like a pair of tweezers, but...
I made my choice, although it is still it's too early to make it.
Let's go see the girls?
Yes.
Unless it is, "very soon."
You should know that.
Ok.
Ladies, after the test on stage,
a new test awaits them tonight.
Marc, you have made a choice. I believe.
Yes.
You know the rules, in a few moments one of you,
you will have to pack your bags and leave the villa.
Ladies, today thanks to you, I laughed a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot.
With some, not with others.
But unfortunately life is not all laughter.
Because at that moment the guy...
No. Too late Alexandra, again, too late.
The first to receive this ticket today this ticket today will be...
Soraya.
Still, if I didn't fully understand the banana joke.
If you didn't understand everything I can tell you another joke.
Dale.
They are 2 coconuts who were arguing, and one says to the other...
Oh! Hey! you bust my balls (coconuts). Coconuts.
It is, hilarious.
- You are beautiful. - Thank you.
The next person I call...
It's Victoire.
That joke about the children and the priests seemed very funny,
but you decided to change it, for one of cats.
Cats are not funny, they are rather stupid, most of the time. stupid, most of the time.
- I will take it into account. Thanks Marc. - See you soon.
The next person I will give this ticket to.
- It's Marina. - Ah look.
- Do you accept...? - Yes, I do.
Wow, what a squeeze!
She hurt my hand, but I like it.
The next person to receive this ticket is someone who doesn't hold back her words.
...since it doesn't even have pockets.
Chatalere.
Do you accept this ticket to stay in the program?
- But are we going to fuck? - Maybe, I don't know yet.
What would you do?
I would go.
The next person I will give this ticket to is Sarah. I will give this ticket to is Sarah.
Ohhh, the moon-walk.
Sarah, I give you this ticket to discover other sides of you.
We are... I am very happy. Thank you.
- I see her back a lot. - Yes, I do.
The next person to whom I will I will give this ticket to.
It's Alexandra.
- You're here to receive this ticket... - Uh no, to play tennis, you idiot!
Too late Alexandra, it's too late.
- Do you accept it? - Ok, I'm going to take a shit and come back!
No Alexandra, not that.
- You don't like him. - I don't.
The next person, is Claude.
Claude? Claude!
She has serious concentration problems.
You are a well of knowledge, a well of history,
but also a well, simply, into which I want to fall.
The next person to receive this ticket
- It's Manon. - Thank you Marc.
Thank you. Thank you very much.
The next person to receive to receive this ticket is...
It's Valerie.
Do you remember my name?
Yes, it's Marc!
I am relieved.
Well, at this point there are only two left.
Anne and Emilie.
I'm a little anxious, but, we'll still kiss today.
So if he eliminates me, it means that he took advantage of my disability.
And that he is miserable.
Marc, who do you give that last ticket to?
This last ticket, I'm going to give you...
To Anne.
I thought you hated my stand up.
I hated it, but she's worse than you.
Disability is not Emilie's problem,
in fact, that's what I prefer about it.
No, the problem is the competitiveness that it has permanently.
She even went so far as to cheat.
And that, for me, in the long term, is not bearable.
If I hadn't cheated, I would have kicked Anne out.
Watch out, watch out!
- Emilie. - Yes.
The flame goes out for you.
And the darkness thickens.
Just as I thought.
I want you to know, before leaving, that...
I know you cheated at bowling.
Asshole, let me go!
What did you use? A magnet, to direct the ball? A sonoprompter?
Here you go!
I know you are not blind Emilie, you see very well.
Yes, well played, the act of the walking stick stuck in the plants.
I can do it too.
Cheater.
Blind, when it is so easy to see.
I have no choice, I'm going back to Blinder.
A dating site for the blind. Nothing to do.
Blond, wearing sunglasses, stands in front of a mirror and lifts his mirror and lifts up his T-shirt.
An optical effect makes us believe that holding the Eiffel Tower between his fingers.
- Ah, excellent. - He has a Braille tattoo on his penis.
Bah, I give him match then. There's only him anyway.
It's a match!
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