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[TINNY DING]

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[LOUD DING]

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GOOD MORNING, SIR.

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WELCOME TO THE MAJESTIC.

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MAY I HELP YOU?

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LIONEL SPALDING...

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AND NEIL.

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WELCOME
TO THE MAJESTIC,
MR. SPALDING, NEIL.

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THANK YOU.

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[SINGING OPERA]

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THIS IS THE AIR SHAFT
TO BASEMENT.
DO YOU READ ME?

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I READ YOU.
WHAT'S YOUR 20?

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I'M IN POSITION,
FOUND OUR TARGET.

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HE'S PICKING
ON POOR ARTIE.

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I DON'T CARE HOW LONG
YOU'VE BEEN AT THIS HOTEL.

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YOU MUST SMILE
WHEN YOU GREET THE GUESTS.

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YOU SHOULD SEE THIS LADY
WHO CHECKED IN.

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SHE WEIGHS ABOUT
A THOUSAND POUNDS.

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THAT'S A PHYSICAL
IMPOSSIBILITY.

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AND STAY FOCUSED.
WE'RE ON A MISSION.

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SORRY. 10-4.

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ONE MORE TIME
LIKE THIS, AND CUT.

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O.K...GO.

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IS HE ON THE MARK?

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NOT YET.

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WHAT'S HE DOING?

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NOT YET.

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**
**
[GRRR]

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[ARF]

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NOW! NOW! NOW!

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NO! OH!

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AAH! AAH! AAH!

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[GRRR]

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AAH!

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[WHIMPERING]

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UH-OH. AIR SHAFT
TO BASEMENT.

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WE HAVE A PROBLEM.

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WE HOSED SOME GUESTS.

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ABORT MISSION.

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REPEAT--
ABORT MISSION.

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HERE. COME HERE,
BABY.

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NEIL!

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BETTER GET OUT OF HERE.

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GOTCHA.

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WHOA!

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MR. GRANT, YOU MIGHT
WANT TO STEP OUT HERE
A MOMENT.

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HEY, MURRAY.

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HEY, BOYS.

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[KYLE]
SLOW DOWN!

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WHAT THE...

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WAIT A MINUTE.

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BRIAN! KYLE!

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BETTER SPLIT UP, KYLE.

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WHAT? AAH!

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WHOA!

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SLOW DOWN!

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OH!

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GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME!

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WELL...

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ISN'T THIS A PLEASANT WAY
TO START THE DAY?

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HIS NAME IS NEIL.

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AFTER
NEIL ARMSTRONG.

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[BABY TALK]
THE FIRST MAN
ON THE MOON.

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[ARF]

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[GRRR]

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AND HE'S VERY,
VERY SENSITIVE.

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I CAN SEE THAT
JUST FROM LOOKING
INTO HIS EYES.

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I JUST HOPE
HE HASN'T SUFFERED
ANY SEVERE TRAUMA.

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AHEM.

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MR. GRANT.

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YES. THANK YOU, NANCY.

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DR. SULTINOFF...

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HE'S ONE OF THE CITY'S
FINEST PET PSYCHOLOGISTS.

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PLEASE MENTION MY NAME,

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AND I'M SURE HE'LL
SEE NEIL RIGHT AWAY.

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WELL, THANK YOU,
MR. GRANT.

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SAY THANK YOU
TO MR. GRANT.

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[ARF]

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HMM.

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WE WERE AIMING FOR NORM.
HE STOLE OUR FRISBEE.

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HE DIDN'T STEAL
YOUR FRISBEE.

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HE DUG IT OUT
OF THE SMOKED SALMON,
WHERE YOU THREW IT.

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WE DIDN'T MEAN
TO SOAK ANY GUESTS.

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MM-HMM.

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KYLE, WOULD YOU
HOLD THIS?

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ATTABOY. WOULD YOU
PUT IT IN RIGHT ABOUT HERE?

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DAD.

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NO, NO. I INSIST.

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BRIAN, YOU, TOO.

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CAN I HAVE ANOTHER KNIFE?

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JUST PUSH IT IN.
YOU MIGHT AS WELL,

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BECAUSE IF THIS WEEK
DOESN'T GO PERFECTLY,

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AND IF YOU TWO DO ANYTHING
TO FOUL THINGS UP,

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I AM GOING TO BE SKEWERED,
ROASTED,

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AND SERVED
AS DEAD DUCK FLAMBÉ.

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SO UNLESS YOU TWO
PREFER MOVING

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FROM A FIVE-STAR HOTEL
TO A TRAILER PARK,

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WE WILL HAVE
NO FURTHER DISTURBANCES.

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DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

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WE'RE SORRY,
DAD.

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NOW...

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NEXT WEEK...

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AFTER THIS IS ALL OVER,

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WE GET TO GO ON VACATION.

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YES!

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BARBADOS FOR 10 DAYS,

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JUST THE THREE OF US.

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YES!

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AND WE GET
TO BE THE GUESTS,

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AND WE WILL NAG,

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AND WE WILL COMPLAIN,

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AND WE WILL MAKE
OTHER PEOPLE'S
LIVES MISERABLE.

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YES!

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BUT UNTIL THAT TIME...

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YOU'RE BOTH GROUNDED.

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WHAT?
WHAT?

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COME ON, GUYS.
LET'S GO. DINNER.

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HEY, I WAS UP TO $400.

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WHERE'S
YOUR BROTHER?

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BARBADOS.

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KYLE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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PRACTICING.

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I FIGURE WE NEED
SPEAR GUNS
FOR SHARKS.

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WOULDN'T THAT BE
COOL IF WE GOT
TO SHOOT A SHARK?

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FOR EVERYONE
BUT THE SHARK.

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WILL THE HOTEL
HAVE SPEAR GUNS?

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WE'LL ASK THE CONCIERGE
WHEN WE GET THERE.

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HOW'S YOUR STEAK?

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IT'S O.K.

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O.K.? THAT'S
THE FINEST FILET
IN THE CITY.

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WELL, MAYBE WE SHOULD
COOK FOR OURSELVES
ONE NIGHT.

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WHY? WE HAVE
A FIVE-STAR RESTAURANT

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AT OUR BECK AND CALL.

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WHAT IF
OUR PLANE CRASHES

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AND WE'RE STRANDED
IN THE JUNGLE,

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AND WE
NEED SPEAR GUNS
TO SHOOT OUR FOOD,

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BUT WE DON'T KNOW
HOW TO COOK IT?

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YOU THINK THE SAME WAY
YOUR MOTHER DID.

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DID I EVER TELL YOU
THAT BEFORE?

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IS THAT GOOD?

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WELL...

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IT WAS NEVER BORING.

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[SPEAKING FRENCH]

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IF YOU GOT
TO BE GROUNDED,

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A FIVE-STAR HOTEL
IS THE PLACE TO BE.

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IF YOU'D LIKE
EXTRA TOWELS OR ICE--

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[SPEAKING
FRENCH]

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ENJOY YOUR STAY.

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[MURMURING]

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[KNOCK KNOCK]

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[KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK]

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[KNOCK]

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[WHACK]

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TERRIBLY SORRY.
IT SLIPPED OUT OF MY HAND.

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I HEARD SOMETHING
IN THERE.

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PROBABLY ONE
OF MY SPORTS COATS.

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I'VE BEEN TOLD THEY'RE
A LITTLE BIT LOUD.

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DON'T YOU THINK
THAT'S FUNNY?

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OH. NOW I GET IT.
HA HA HA.

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THAT'S BETTER.

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WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE
A LITTLE TRICK, HMM?

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O.K.

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YOU KNOW, I KNOW
ALL SORTS OF TRICKS.

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DO YOU KNOW WHAT
MY SPECIALITY IS, HMM?

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NO.

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I CAN MAKE
NOSY LITTLE BOYS DISAPPEAR.

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ONE MORE THING--

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MY DOLLAR.

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GOOD MORNING. RUTLEDGE.

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WELCOME TO THE MAJESTIC,
MR. RUTLEDGE.

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LORD RUTLEDGE.

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I BEG YOUR PARDON.

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QUITE ALL RIGHT.

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THE RUTLEDGES DON'T
STAND ON THE CEREMONY.

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LORD RUTLEDGE.

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WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?

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MRS. DELLACROCE...

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ARE YOU HERE
FOR THE BALL?

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OF COURSE.

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WHERE IS POOR
MR. DELLACROCE?

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NOT HERE.

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OH?

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HOW--AHEM--

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SAD.

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LET'S GET TO WORK.

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300 ROOMS, DUNSTON,
EQUALS 600 EARRINGS,

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IF MY MATH
SERVES ME RIGHT.

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HERE WE ARE...

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THE MAJESTIC HOTEL.

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AND IT'S OURS
FOR THE TAKING.

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WHERE BETTER TO BEGIN

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THAN WITH
THE LOVELY MRS. DELLACROCE?

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ROOM 812.

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REMEMBER HER?

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I HOPE SHE HASN'T PAWNED
ALL HER BEST JEWELRY

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TO FINANCE THOSE FACELIFTS.

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HA HA HA.

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I THOUGHT
YOU'D GIVEN UP.

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[SIGHS]

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IT WILL STUNT
YOUR GROWTH.

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NOW GIVE IT BACK.

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UH-UH. UH-UH.

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I'M A LITTLE TOO BUSY

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FOR YOUR AMUSING
LITTLE GAMES.

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WILL YOU PLEASE
GIVE IT BACK?

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HEE HEE HEE.

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MONKEY SPIT.

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HOW DELICIOUS.

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VERY GOOD.

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YEAH. VERY GOOD.

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DUNSTON, HAVE YOU
SEEN THE ICE BUCKET?

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I HAVE TWO WORDS
TO SAY TO YOU...

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MEDICAL...EXPERIMENTS.

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THANK YOU.

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NOW...

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GO TO YOUR ROOM.

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[PFFT PFFT]

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I'M NOT DEBATING THIS.

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YOU MOVE!

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I'M A LIBERAL PARENT.

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HAVE IT YOUR OWN WAY.

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GOD FORBID
I SHOULD SPOIL YOUR FUN.

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GO TO YOUR ROOM!

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[WHIMPERING]

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SPARE THE ROD,
AND SPOIL THE MONKEY.

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[WHIMPERING]

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[TRAFFIC NOISES]

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DUBROW ALERT.

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DUBROW ALERT?

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DUBROW ALERT!

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DUBROW ALERT.

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DUBROW ALERT.

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DUBROW ALERT!

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DUBROW ALERT!

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DUBROW AL...

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LOBBY 3 DEGREES TOO COLD.

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DOORMAN SLOW
TO OPEN CAR DOOR.

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TWO CRUSHED BUTTS
IN ASHTRAY NUMBER ONE.

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MAKE THAT
4 DEGREES TOO COLD.

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BRR.

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VICTOR...

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COME ALONG, DARLING.

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YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL,
DON'T YOU?

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[GASPS]

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MRS. DUBROW!

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I'M SORRY.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO--

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SHH. QUITE ALL RIGHT.

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[ARF]

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I'M TAKING HIM
TO HIS ANALYST.

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DON'T LET ME
KEEP YOU...

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"CONSUELO."

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[ARF ARF]

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I'M SORRY.

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CONSUELO.

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SO I KNOCKED ON THE TRUNK,
AND HE KNOCKED BACK--

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[RING]

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HELLO.

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DUBROW ALERT.

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DUBROW ALERT.

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WAIT. I'M NOT DONE.

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YES, YOU ARE.
SHE DOESN'T LIKE KIDS.

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SHE ONCE KICKED BIG BIRD
IN THE NUTS.

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DAD!

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DAD, PUT ME DOWN!

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DAD, PUT ME DOWN!

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DAD!

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UNDER THE DESK!

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ROBERT.

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MRS. DUBROW.

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OOH! LITTLE ROLL
IN THE CARPET.

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WHAT A PLEASANT
SURPRISE!

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MR. DUBROW,
NICE TO SEE YOU,
SIR.

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FLUFFY TOWELS.

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I BEG YOUR PARDON?

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READ THE CARDS, ROBERT.

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GOT TO KEEP UP
ON THE CARDS

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SO YOU KNOW WHAT
OUR GUESTS WANT.

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KNOW WHAT THEY WANT?

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KNOW WHAT THEY WANT?

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FLUFFY TOWELS?

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THAT'S RIGHT.
NICE, FLUFFY TOWELS.

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TALK TO THE LAUNDRY
IMMEDIATELY.

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VICTOR, DARLING,
SIT DOWN AND WORK
ON YOUR CARDS.

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ROBERT, WE HAVE SOME
VERY EXCITING NEWS.

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UH...

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HA HA HA HA!

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DOESN'T IT LOOK
GREAT?

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WHAT DO YOU THINK?

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WELL, IT'S WONDERFUL,
MRS. DUBROW.

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I WAS JUST THINKING
THAT THE LE MONDE PEOPLE

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MIGHT NOT
APPRECIATE US JUST
ADDING A SIXTH STAR.

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NO, NO.
THE LE MONDE PEOPLE

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HAVE DECIDED TO AWARD
A SIXTH STAR

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TO THE MOST ELITE
HOTELS IN THE WORLD.

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I HAVE IT ON GOOD
AUTHORITY

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THEY HAVE
A PERSON HERE NOW.

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TH-THE LE MONDE PEOPLE
HAVE A REPRESENTATIVE
HERE NOW...THIS WEEK?

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OF COURSE! THIS WEEK!

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THE CRYSTAL BALL
IS THE SOCIAL EVENT
OF THE SEASON.

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WHY SHOULDN'T THEY
BE HERE?

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I WANT THAT
SIXTH STAR, ROBERT.
ARE WE CLEAR?

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I WILL BE VERY UPSET
IF I DON'T GET IT.

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I UNDERSTAND.

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GOOD.

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NEXT WEEK WHEN
EVERY TRAVEL SECTION
IN THE COUNTRY INTERVIEWS US,

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I WANT YOU
IN THE PICTURE WITH ME.

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NEXT WEEK.

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COULD YOU EXCUSE ME
FOR...JUST A SECOND?

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AHEM.

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UH, AH...

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OH! UM...

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OH, YES, YES.

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I--I AM SCHEDULED
FOR A VACATION
NEXT WEEK.

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NO, NO, NO, NO!

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OW!
[THUNK]

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UH...BANGED MY KNEE.
TRICK KNEE.

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ROBERT,
I NEED YOU HERE.

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DAD, YOU PROMISED!

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IF YOU WANT TO KILL ME,
JUST KILL ME.

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PICK SOMETHING UP
AND BEAT ME
OVER THE HEAD.

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WHY IS HE TALKING
TO HIS CROTCH?

16:34.994 --> 16:36.863
IS THERE A PROBLEM...
ROBERT?

16:36.929 --> 16:39.466
NO. NO.

16:39.532 --> 16:40.567
DAD!

16:40.633 --> 16:45.272
UH, WELL, YES, UM...
ACTUALLY,
MRS. DUBROW,

16:45.338 --> 16:47.774
THIS IS
THE SECOND TIME THAT
I'VE HAD TO CANCEL--

16:47.840 --> 16:48.975
NO, THE THIRD!

16:49.042 --> 16:51.311
WORD. WHAT'S THE WORD
I'M LOOKING FOR?

16:51.378 --> 16:52.912
I HATE WHEN
THAT HAPPENS.

16:52.979 --> 16:55.648
THE WORDS FLY
OUT OF YOUR HEAD.

16:55.715 --> 16:57.550
IT MAKES ME INSANE
WHEN...

16:57.617 --> 16:58.551
PAPER?

16:58.618 --> 16:59.486
HUH?

17:00.587 --> 17:02.989
ROBERT, I KNOW
IT'S AN INCONVENIENCE.

17:03.056 --> 17:04.091
UH, YES...

17:04.157 --> 17:06.259
LET ME JUST
PUT IT THIS WAY.

17:06.326 --> 17:08.261
WHEN WE GET
THE SIXTH STAR,

17:08.328 --> 17:10.763
YOU ARE IN
FOR A BIG BONUS,

17:10.830 --> 17:14.467
AND YOU CAN TAKE THEM
SOMEPLACE FABULOUS...
EVENTUALLY.

17:14.534 --> 17:17.804
BUT IF WE DON'T GET
THE SIXTH STAR,

17:17.870 --> 17:19.306
WELL--HA HA HA--

17:19.372 --> 17:22.209
TIME OFF JUST WON'T
BE A PROBLEM, WILL IT?

17:22.275 --> 17:24.711
ANY OTHER PROBLEMS?

17:24.777 --> 17:25.745
NO.

17:25.812 --> 17:27.347
GOOD. OH, ONE MORE THING.

17:27.414 --> 17:30.283
SINCE THIS IS SUCH
AN IMPORTANT TIME
FOR THE HOTEL,

17:30.350 --> 17:31.818
YOU SHOULD FIRE
SOMEBODY.

17:31.884 --> 17:33.586
YES, MRS. DUBROW--

17:33.653 --> 17:36.623
I HAVEN'T ASKED YOU
TO FIRE ANYBODY SINCE...

17:36.689 --> 17:37.590
CHRISTMAS.

17:37.657 --> 17:38.891
YES.

17:38.958 --> 17:40.993
WELL, THERE'S
A CLUMSY CLERK

17:41.060 --> 17:43.763
WITH A FOREIGN-SOUNDING
NAME.

17:43.830 --> 17:44.731
CONSUELO.

17:44.797 --> 17:45.898
SHE'LL DO.

17:45.965 --> 17:47.734
COME ALONG,
VICTOR, DARLING!

17:47.800 --> 17:50.069
REALLY, MRS. DUBROW,
I'M NOT SURE THAT'S--

17:50.137 --> 17:52.004
ROBERT, NOW,
JUST DO IT!

17:52.071 --> 17:53.506
BY THE WAY,

17:53.573 --> 17:56.075
THERE'S A SMALL BOY
UNDER YOUR DESK.

18:01.881 --> 18:03.216
THAT'S NOT FAIR, DAD!

18:03.283 --> 18:04.851
YOU PROMISED US.

18:04.917 --> 18:06.719
LET ME WORK ON IT,
KYLE.

18:08.921 --> 18:10.857
I NEED TO SEE
CONSUELO.

18:10.923 --> 18:12.859
OH, ALL RIGHT.
SEND HER IN.

18:12.925 --> 18:14.827
YOU CAN'T FIRE
CONSUELO.

18:14.894 --> 18:16.296
I HAVE A SYSTEM, KYLE.

18:16.363 --> 18:18.298
FORTUNATELY, MRS. DUBROW
NEVER REMEMBERS

18:18.365 --> 18:20.667
WHO IT IS
SHE WANTS ME TO FIRE.

18:20.733 --> 18:22.602
YES, MR. GRANT?

18:22.669 --> 18:24.804
CONSUELO, CONSUELO...

18:24.871 --> 18:26.206
MM-HMM.

18:26.273 --> 18:28.107
I'M GIVING YOU

18:28.175 --> 18:31.611
A WEEK'S PAID VACATION,
STARTING RIGHT NOW.

18:31.678 --> 18:33.380
ON ONE CONDITION--

18:33.446 --> 18:37.784
YOU HAVE TO RUN OUT OF
THIS OFFICE RIGHT NOW,
CRYING.

18:37.850 --> 18:39.286
O.K.

18:56.903 --> 18:57.970
BUENO.

18:58.037 --> 18:59.372
[SOBS]

19:13.052 --> 19:14.254
ZOOM IN ON EIGHT.

19:14.321 --> 19:16.323
HE'S A BIG,
SCARY GUY

19:16.389 --> 19:19.259
WITH A HUGE TRUNK
AND LOTS
OF STICKERS.

19:19.326 --> 19:21.328
RIGHT. SCARY GUY.
HUGE TRUNK. GOT IT.

19:21.394 --> 19:23.129
KEEP AN EYE OUT,
O.K.?

19:23.196 --> 19:24.831
YOU BET, KID.

19:24.897 --> 19:26.766
THIS ONE
REALLY LIKED ME.

19:26.833 --> 19:28.167
WHAT
DO YOU THINK?

19:28.235 --> 19:29.636
MMM...THEY'RE O.K.

19:29.702 --> 19:32.605
I HAVE A BAD FEELING
ABOUT THIS GUY.

19:32.672 --> 19:34.241
KYLE, WE'RE
PREOCCUPIED HERE.

19:34.307 --> 19:36.243
I HAVE A SENSE
ABOUT THESE THINGS.

19:36.309 --> 19:37.844
I KNOW YOU DO.

19:37.910 --> 19:39.346
HE'S UP TO NO GOOD!

19:39.412 --> 19:42.782
KEEP AN EYE OUT.
HE COULD BE ANYWHERE!

20:03.403 --> 20:05.572
I'M GOING TO
SCHMOOZE THE GUESTS.

20:05.638 --> 20:08.541
DO WHAT YOUR BROTHER SAYS...
WITHIN REASON.

20:12.945 --> 20:14.681
THE HUMAN BODY
CAN ONLY STAND

20:14.747 --> 20:16.249
SO MANY CENTURIES
OF INBREEDING.

20:16.316 --> 20:17.684
[TITTERS]

20:17.750 --> 20:20.820
I BEG YOUR PARDON.
ARE YOU THE MANAGER?

20:20.887 --> 20:22.922
YES, I AM.
ROBERT GRANT.

20:22.989 --> 20:25.525
LORD RUTLEDGE.
TELL ME...

20:25.592 --> 20:29.228
WHERE DO YOU KEEP
THE CHAMPAGNE,
NEAR THE FURNACE?

20:31.298 --> 20:33.666
IS THERE A PROBLEM,
LORD RUTLEDGE?

20:33.733 --> 20:36.102
NO. IT'S JUST THAT
YOUR ROOM SERVICE

20:36.168 --> 20:37.904
BROUGHT ME A BOTTLE
OF CHAMPAGNE

20:37.970 --> 20:40.940
THAT I COULD HAVE
QUITE COMFORTABLY
BATHED IN,

20:41.007 --> 20:43.576
HAD THERE BEEN
ANY SOAP.

20:43.643 --> 20:45.111
WELL, I'M
TERRIBLY SORRY.

20:45.177 --> 20:47.447
YES. YOU SHOULD BE.

20:52.452 --> 20:53.920
GOOD EVENING,
MRS. DELLACROCE.

20:53.986 --> 20:55.288
GOOD EVENING.

20:55.355 --> 20:56.356
THANK YOU.

20:56.423 --> 20:58.325
HAVE A NICE
EVENING, MA'AM.

21:06.366 --> 21:07.867
[GUNSHOTS]

21:10.837 --> 21:12.572
[SINGING]

21:12.639 --> 21:15.274
I STILL SAY YOU'RE
MAKING A MISTAKE.

21:17.544 --> 21:19.879
DOCTOR, I'D LIKE
TO KISS YOU GOOD-BYE.

21:19.946 --> 21:21.414
ALL RIGHT.

21:21.481 --> 21:24.551
BUT...YOU'RE SO
DAMNED UGLY!

21:26.819 --> 21:28.788
[BEEP BEEP BEEP]

21:28.855 --> 21:30.623
[BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP]

21:50.910 --> 21:53.780
SO, BRIAN,
WHAT ARE WE GOING
TO DO TONIGHT?

21:53.846 --> 21:55.882
WHOA, WHAT IS THIS
"WE" STUFF?

21:55.948 --> 21:58.985
REMEMBER,
MR. SPALDING IN 612
NEEDS HIS DOG WALKED.

21:59.051 --> 22:00.387
DON'T FORGET
TO THANK HIM

22:00.453 --> 22:02.422
IF HE GIVES YOU A TIP.

22:35.187 --> 22:37.724
HIS NAME IS NEIL,

22:37.790 --> 22:41.293
AFTER NEIL ARMSTRONG,
THE FIRST MAN
ON THE MOON.

22:41.360 --> 22:43.295
I LOVE THE ASTRONAUTS,
DON'T YOU?

22:43.362 --> 22:44.764
YEAH, SURE.

22:44.831 --> 22:47.934
I WANT YOU TO BE VERY,
VERY CAREFUL WITH HIM.

22:48.000 --> 22:49.936
'CAUSE HE'S MY PRIDE

22:50.002 --> 22:51.838
AND JOY, JOY, JOY!

22:51.904 --> 22:52.905
BACK IN 10.

23:55.267 --> 23:56.669
[ARR-ARR]

24:08.481 --> 24:11.450
[TELEPHONE RINGS]

24:11.518 --> 24:13.285
DUNSTON, IT'S DADDY.

24:13.352 --> 24:15.755
IS EVERYTHING GOING
ACCORDING TO PLAN?

24:15.822 --> 24:16.656
[PFFT]

24:16.723 --> 24:18.290
DON'T FORGET.
JEWELS, NOT JUNK!

24:18.357 --> 24:19.325
[PFFT]

24:19.391 --> 24:20.359
[PFFT PFFT PFFT]

24:20.426 --> 24:21.994
[SHOUTING]
LISTEN TO ME--

24:31.337 --> 24:33.205
MMM.

24:47.987 --> 24:49.188
AHH!

24:51.457 --> 24:52.625
[CRASH]

25:28.294 --> 25:30.162
[KISSING SOUNDS]

26:35.862 --> 26:37.930
COME ON, NEIL.
LET'S GO!

26:39.832 --> 26:41.768
COME ON. COME ON!

26:41.834 --> 26:44.704
LET'S GO, NEIL.
COME AND GET ME.

26:44.771 --> 26:46.305
COME ON, BOY. FASTER!

26:46.372 --> 26:47.674
COME ON.
ONCE AROUND.

26:47.740 --> 26:49.308
COME ON, NEIL! RUN.

26:49.375 --> 26:51.377
1, 2, 3, 4.
1, 2, 3, 4.

26:51.443 --> 26:53.245
COME ON! LEFT, RIGHT,
LEFT, RIGHT.

26:53.312 --> 26:56.382
LEFT PAW, RIGHT PAW.
LEFT PAW, RIGHT PAW.

26:56.448 --> 26:58.350
ONE MORE LAP.

26:58.417 --> 26:59.786
[RUFF RUFF RUFF]

26:59.852 --> 27:01.253
WHAT'S THE MATTER?

27:02.655 --> 27:03.555
[RUFF RUFF]

27:03.622 --> 27:04.991
WHAT DO YOU SMELL, BOY?

27:06.225 --> 27:07.159
WHOA!

27:08.294 --> 27:09.729
NEIL!

27:10.963 --> 27:12.832
[WHINES]

27:12.899 --> 27:14.967
[RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF]

27:16.769 --> 27:17.837
[THA-DUMP]

27:19.972 --> 27:21.340
NEIL!

27:21.407 --> 27:23.009
NEIL.

27:24.243 --> 27:25.211
NEIL!

27:25.277 --> 27:26.612
[RUFF RUFF]

27:26.679 --> 27:28.881
[RUFF RUFF RUFF]

27:35.154 --> 27:36.022
AAH!

27:49.401 --> 27:51.103
MY GOD!

27:51.170 --> 27:52.338
WHAT HAPPENED?

27:52.404 --> 27:53.339
WELL, UH...

27:53.405 --> 27:55.007
NEIL!

27:55.074 --> 27:58.244
AND WHAT ARE YOU
WAITING FOR?

27:58.310 --> 28:01.013
UH...

28:01.080 --> 28:02.915
A TIP?

28:02.982 --> 28:06.685
KYLE, I KNOW YOU'RE UPSET
ABOUT THE VACATION,

28:06.753 --> 28:08.620
BUT THAT IS REALLY
NO EXCUSE

28:08.687 --> 28:11.791
TO THROW A GUEST'S DOG
INTO THE GARBAGE!

28:11.858 --> 28:13.592
I DIDN'T THROW HIM
IN THE GARBAGE.

28:13.659 --> 28:15.728
THEN WHAT HAPPENED?
NO, DON'T TELL ME.

28:15.795 --> 28:19.799
I'LL GUESS.
YOU GAVE HIM A COFFEE-GROUND
BATH TO IMPROVE HIS COAT.

28:19.866 --> 28:21.868
HE JUMPED OFF
THE DOG WALK!

28:21.934 --> 28:24.871
THE DOG IS SUICIDAL?
IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE
TRYING TO SAY?

28:24.937 --> 28:27.206
HE SMELLED
THE MONSTER ON THE LEDGE
AND JUMPED OVER.

28:27.273 --> 28:31.177
OH, HE SMELLED
THE MONSTER.
IT MAKES SENSE NOW.

28:31.243 --> 28:33.479
HE SMELLED THE MONSTER
ON THE LEDGE!

28:33.545 --> 28:35.414
IT WAS THE SMELLY
LEDGE MONSTER!

28:35.481 --> 28:36.983
WAY TO BLOW THE TIP,
PSYCHO.

28:45.457 --> 28:47.359
AAH!

28:47.426 --> 28:49.796
LISTEN, BECAUSE
I'M ABOUT TO
PASS SENTENCE.

28:49.862 --> 28:51.597
YOU ARE
BOTH GROUNDED!

28:51.663 --> 28:52.765
WE'RE ALREADY
GROUNDED.

28:52.832 --> 28:54.466
YOU'RE DOUBLE GROUNDED!

28:54.533 --> 28:55.968
AND, BRIAN, NO POKER,

28:56.035 --> 28:58.838
NO VIDEOS, AND NO USING
THE SECURITY ROOM

28:58.905 --> 29:00.639
FOR YOUR OWN
VOYEURISTIC PLEASURES.

29:00.706 --> 29:02.474
AND, KYLE, NO...

29:02.541 --> 29:03.709
[TELEPHONE RINGS]

29:03.776 --> 29:04.844
NO...

29:04.911 --> 29:06.245
[RING RING]

29:06.312 --> 29:09.581
I'LL GET BACK TO YOU
ON THE PUNISHMENT THING.

29:09.648 --> 29:13.119
MR. GRANT,
SORRY TO DISTURB YOU.
THERE'S BEEN A ROBBERY.

29:13.185 --> 29:15.087
ALL RIGHT.
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.

29:15.154 --> 29:17.456
WHAT ABOUT
HIS PUNISHMENT?

29:19.291 --> 29:21.327
THINK OF SOMETHING
YOU REALLY LIKE.

29:21.393 --> 29:22.728
YOU GOT IT?

29:22.795 --> 29:24.163
YEAH.

29:24.230 --> 29:26.065
NO THAT!

29:40.279 --> 29:42.381
GOOD EVENING,
LORD RUTLEDGE.

29:42.448 --> 29:43.749
HOW WAS THE PLAY?

29:43.816 --> 29:45.251
DELIGHTFUL.

29:45.317 --> 29:48.220
HAVEN'T SAID
THAT WORD IN MONTHS.

29:48.287 --> 29:49.822
NOW...

29:49.889 --> 29:51.891
SHOW DADDY
WHAT YOU GOT, HMM?

29:56.829 --> 29:58.030
[TITTERS]

30:00.466 --> 30:02.268
I'M NOT AMUSED.

30:05.938 --> 30:08.307
I'M IN NO MOOD
FOR THIS, DUNSTON.

30:12.478 --> 30:14.280
DON'T DO THIS, DUNSTON.

30:14.346 --> 30:17.783
YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOUR BROTHER...

30:17.850 --> 30:20.386
DON'T YOU?

30:20.452 --> 30:24.623
SAMSON LIKED TO
PLAY GAMES, DIDN'T HE?

30:24.690 --> 30:26.325
HMM?

30:26.392 --> 30:29.361
AND WE ALL REMEMBER
WHAT HAPPENED TO SAMSON,

30:29.428 --> 30:30.429
HMM?

30:33.632 --> 30:37.436
WELL...
[MUMBLING]

30:37.503 --> 30:38.971
FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE!

30:39.038 --> 30:40.839
GOD, YOU
BLITHERING IDIOT!

30:40.907 --> 30:42.308
AAH!
[THUNK]

30:42.374 --> 30:43.242
[SCREECHES]

30:46.578 --> 30:49.815
DUNSTON, YOU'RE BEHAVING
LIKE A WILD ANIMAL!

30:49.882 --> 30:51.050
DUNSTON!

30:51.117 --> 30:53.252
DUNSTON, COME BACK HERE.

30:54.887 --> 30:56.855
THIS JOB IS NOT OVER.

30:56.923 --> 30:59.025
THE PIE IS ONLY
JUST BEGINNING!

30:59.091 --> 31:01.260
DUNSTON,
DADDY'S SORRY.

31:02.428 --> 31:03.395
[TITTERS]

31:03.462 --> 31:06.332
DUNSTON, I'VE GOT
SOME LOVELY BANANAS HERE.

31:06.398 --> 31:07.934
[TITTERS]

31:08.000 --> 31:10.869
DON'T WAVE YOUR
HAIRY BOTTOM AT ME!

31:10.937 --> 31:13.072
DUNSTON, REMEMBER,
WE'RE PARTNERS!

31:13.139 --> 31:15.807
THIS IS BUSINESS
STRAIGHT DOWN THE LINE.

31:15.874 --> 31:17.776
COME BACK HERE!

31:17.843 --> 31:19.211
DUNSTON!

31:20.412 --> 31:21.480
DUNSTON!

31:43.902 --> 31:46.172
LEAVE IT ON, PLEASE.

31:58.417 --> 31:59.585
GOOD NIGHT, BUDDY.

32:04.957 --> 32:06.392
GOOD NIGHT, MOM.

32:08.427 --> 32:11.497
YOU STILL SAY
GOOD NIGHT TO MOM?

32:11.563 --> 32:13.265
YEAH.

32:13.332 --> 32:15.367
THAT'S NOT STUPID
OR ANYTHING...

32:15.434 --> 32:16.435
IS IT?

32:17.869 --> 32:19.271
NO, KYLE.

32:19.338 --> 32:21.340
IT'S NOT STUPID
AT ALL.

32:24.543 --> 32:27.713
8 P.M.,
MRS. DELLACROCE
LEAVES FOR DINNER.

32:27.779 --> 32:29.315
JEWELS
ARE STILL THERE.

32:29.381 --> 32:32.451
THREE HOURS LATER,
MRS. DELLACROCE
RETURNS.

32:32.518 --> 32:33.852
THE JEWELS ARE GONE.

32:33.919 --> 32:35.521
DURING THAT TIME,

32:35.587 --> 32:39.025
NOBODY ELSE WENT
THROUGH THAT DOOR,
MRS. DUBROW.

32:41.827 --> 32:43.129
WHO IS THAT?

32:43.195 --> 32:45.564
THAT'S LORD RUTLEDGE.

32:51.270 --> 32:52.638
I WONDER WHAT
HE'S DOING.

32:54.540 --> 32:56.208
THAT'S VERY ODD.

32:57.376 --> 32:58.310
DUNSTON?

32:58.377 --> 32:59.345
DUNSTON!

33:02.014 --> 33:03.749
DUNNY...

33:08.287 --> 33:10.289
THE MAN FROM LE MONDE.

33:34.513 --> 33:35.414
MY HAND.

33:35.481 --> 33:37.316
STOP IT.

33:37.383 --> 33:39.385
STOP IT!

33:39.451 --> 33:41.120
MY HAND.

33:58.704 --> 33:59.938
DAD!

34:00.005 --> 34:02.341
THERE'S A GORILLA
IN THE BATHROOM!

34:02.408 --> 34:05.344
KYLE,
THERE IS NO GORILLA
IN THE BATHROOM.

34:05.411 --> 34:06.145
BUT, DAD--

34:06.212 --> 34:08.214
GO BACK TO SLEEP.

34:08.280 --> 34:10.416
I CAN'T SLEEP NOW!

34:10.482 --> 34:12.818
THEN WATCH TV.

34:12.884 --> 34:15.354
NICE BLACK AND WHITE
MOVIE.

34:15.421 --> 34:17.356
YOU'LL BE OUT
IN NO TIME.

34:17.423 --> 34:20.126
SEND THE RIOT SQUAD.
KONG HAS ESCAPED!

34:20.192 --> 34:21.760
[RRR]

34:57.763 --> 34:59.498
[SLURPS]

35:22.321 --> 35:24.190
KYLE, GO TO SLEEP.

35:26.325 --> 35:27.893
ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.

35:27.959 --> 35:30.362
YOU CAN SLEEP
WITH ME TONIGHT

35:30.429 --> 35:32.764
IF YOU'RE STILL SCARED,
BUT JUST TONIGHT.

35:40.071 --> 35:41.106
[COUGHS]

35:41.173 --> 35:43.141
DID YOU BRUSH
YOUR TEETH?

35:45.844 --> 35:48.947
WHAT ARE YOU...
ARE YOU WEARING
YOUR FLANNELS?

35:49.014 --> 35:51.783
[RING]

36:11.770 --> 36:14.740
WELL, YOU SLEPT
ALL OVER THE PLACE.

36:14.806 --> 36:16.808
THE BATHROOM!

36:18.009 --> 36:19.878
GUESS HE REALLY
HAS TO GO.

36:22.914 --> 36:24.383
THE CAMCORDER!

36:29.888 --> 36:31.257
NO!

36:34.360 --> 36:35.761
DAD'S GOING TO
KILL YOU

36:35.827 --> 36:38.330
WHEN HE FINDS OUT
YOU LOST HIS
CAMCORDER.

36:38.397 --> 36:40.899
I DIDN'T LOSE IT.
THE GORILLA DID.

36:40.966 --> 36:42.334
OH, RIGHT.
THE GORILLA.

36:42.401 --> 36:45.404
WHEN WE GET IT BACK,
YOU'LL SEE.

36:51.610 --> 36:52.578
[WHISTLES]

36:52.644 --> 36:54.346
MAKE THAT THREE
MONTHS' ALLOWANCE

36:54.413 --> 36:57.449
AND SIX MONTHS
OF MAKING MY BED.

36:57.516 --> 36:58.684
DEAL.

37:07.225 --> 37:08.527
OH, BOY.

37:08.594 --> 37:09.995
HOLD ON.

37:10.061 --> 37:11.597
IF ANYTHING
HAPPENS TO ME,

37:11.663 --> 37:14.466
THERE'S A BOX
OF MAGAZINES
UNDER MY BED.

37:14.533 --> 37:16.167
GET RID OF THEM, O.K.?

37:16.234 --> 37:17.669
GOTCHA.

37:33.018 --> 37:34.853
[HUMS]

37:41.793 --> 37:43.094
BRIAN, YOU O.K.?

37:43.161 --> 37:44.930
YEAH, FINE, KYLE.

37:55.073 --> 37:57.275
HOLD ON!

37:58.844 --> 38:00.646
I FOUND SOMETHING!

38:01.880 --> 38:02.881
KYLE!

38:06.151 --> 38:07.853
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

38:07.919 --> 38:09.321
EXCUSE ME, BUT, UH,

38:09.388 --> 38:11.323
CAN YOU STOP
DOING THAT?

38:11.390 --> 38:13.124
YOU TRYING TO
KILL ME?

38:13.191 --> 38:14.893
SEE, MY BROTHER'S
DOWN THERE,

38:14.960 --> 38:17.329
AND, HE, UH,
HE GETS...

38:17.396 --> 38:20.231
KYLE, WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING?

38:20.298 --> 38:21.500
OOF!

38:26.104 --> 38:27.005
UH...

38:31.309 --> 38:32.444
H-HELLO.

38:38.216 --> 38:39.851
DUNSTON, STOP THAT!

38:39.918 --> 38:52.998
AAH!

38:53.064 --> 38:54.332
OOF!

38:54.400 --> 38:57.235
I'M GOING TO KILL HIM!
I'M GOING TO KILL HIM!

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DADDY'S VERY ANGRY,
DUNSTON,

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VERY ANGRY, INDEED.

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OH! OW! OW!

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AH HA HA HA HA!

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AAH!

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DAMN!

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AAH!

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WHOA!

39:42.380 --> 39:44.382
WHERE ARE WE GOING?

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SHOOT.

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DAD'S GOING TO
KILL ME!

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GEE...

40:23.388 --> 40:24.890
THANKS...

40:24.956 --> 40:25.991
DUNSTON?

40:29.461 --> 40:31.096
THAT GUY ALWAYS
MEAN TO YOU?

40:32.964 --> 40:35.934
DON'T WORRY.
NO ONE'S GOING
TO HURT YOU.

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I PROMISE.

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ROBERT!

40:49.114 --> 40:50.482
ROBERT.

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ROBERT!

40:57.489 --> 41:00.892
THE LE MONDE SPY
IS NAMED RUTLEDGE.

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LORD RUTLEDGE?

41:02.393 --> 41:03.762
YOU'VE MET HIM?

41:03.829 --> 41:06.331
WELL, I--WE PASSED
IN THE HALL.

41:06.397 --> 41:08.500
WHAT DID HE SAY?

41:08.567 --> 41:11.402
JUST THAT THE CHAMPAGNE...

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THAT--THAT WE ARE THE--

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THE CHAMPAGNE
OF HOTELS.

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THAT BODES WELL FOR YOU,
DOESN'T IT?

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ALMOST THERE.

41:24.983 --> 41:26.151
HEY, KYLE!

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HI.

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GET BACK IN THERE!

41:39.264 --> 41:40.198
OH...

41:42.000 --> 41:43.835
WHAT HAVE WE HERE,

41:43.902 --> 41:44.770
HMM?

41:49.407 --> 41:51.810
ROOM SERVICE?

41:57.916 --> 42:01.319
WE MUST HAVE
A LITTLE TALK LATER.

42:01.386 --> 42:02.754
[ELEVATOR DINGS]

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DUNSTON, GET BACK HERE!

42:09.360 --> 42:10.596
DUNSTON?

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* OW, OW *

42:14.165 --> 42:16.034
* ALL ABOARD
THAT FUNK BOAT *

42:16.101 --> 42:19.204
* THAT I'M ABOUT
TO START SAILIN' NOW *

42:19.270 --> 42:20.972
* ALL YOU RIGGERS
AND ALL YOU PARTY TRICKERS *

42:21.039 --> 42:23.909
* EVERYBODY'S IN
THE FUNKY BLOWOUT *

42:23.975 --> 42:25.911
* YOU KNOW
WHERE TO SET SAIL FROM *

42:25.977 --> 42:29.147
* JUST AROUND THE CORNER
FROM THE PORTOBELLO ROAD *

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* DOWNTOWN, W-10,
YOU'RE MY BEST, BABY *

42:31.482 --> 42:32.884
* BABY, DO WHAT
YOU DONE TOLD *

42:32.951 --> 42:35.954
* I GOT BOTTLES OF BEER
AND A DECK OR TWO *

42:36.021 --> 42:38.790
* ALL MY FRIENDS
ARE NOW COMING IN *

42:38.857 --> 42:40.992
* LUCY AND JULES
LOOKIN' GOOD, GIRLS *

42:41.059 --> 42:43.261
* SO ALL ABOARD,
LET THE PARTY BEGIN *

42:43.328 --> 42:45.230
* I'M ON THE MIKE,
I MAKE YOU DANCE *

42:45.296 --> 42:46.765
* I MAKE YOU FUNK,
I MAKE YOU SWEAT *

42:46.832 --> 42:48.233
* FROM NOW
TILL THE BREAK OF DAWN *

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* SO GET UP THE WALL,
LET'S HAVE A BALL *

42:51.970 --> 42:53.839
* TILL THE MORNING COMES,
AND I SAID *

42:53.905 --> 42:55.607
* HAVE FUN, GO MAD *

42:55.674 --> 42:56.608
* DO WHAT I SAY *

42:56.675 --> 42:57.643
* HAVE FUN, GO MAD *

42:57.709 --> 42:58.810
* DON'T DO WHAT I DO *

42:58.877 --> 43:00.411
* HAVE FUN, GO MAD *

43:00.478 --> 43:02.313
* COME ON, HAVE FUN *

43:02.380 --> 43:03.381
* LIVIN' IN THE CITY *

43:03.448 --> 43:04.582
* HERE WE GO... **

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Dunston.

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Dunston.

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[SIGHS]
OHH...

43:12.724 --> 43:16.728
SO FAR IT'S BEEN
A GHASTLY TRIP.

43:16.795 --> 43:18.697
EXCEPT FOR ONE THING...

43:20.031 --> 43:23.168
MR. DELLACROCE
DIDN'T COME WITH ME.

43:23.234 --> 43:24.602
OH, HA HA.

43:24.670 --> 43:26.071
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

43:26.137 --> 43:29.174
I'M GOING TO GO GET
THAT SPECIAL OIL.

43:29.240 --> 43:30.642
DON'T BE LONG.

43:39.985 --> 43:40.952
OOH!

43:42.320 --> 43:43.722
AH HA HA.

43:43.789 --> 43:46.057
I DIDN'T HEAR YOU
COME IN.

43:46.124 --> 43:48.226
OH, THAT'S JUST
HOW I LIKE IT.

43:48.293 --> 43:49.227
[TITTERS]

43:49.294 --> 43:51.730
[LAUGHS]
YES!

43:51.797 --> 43:53.732
OH, WILLIAM!

43:53.799 --> 43:55.934
YOU ARE AMAZING!

43:57.035 --> 43:58.336
HOO HOO!

43:59.404 --> 44:00.305
OH!

44:01.372 --> 44:02.507
WILLIAM!

44:02.573 --> 44:04.275
OH, YOU ARE ASTOUNDING!

44:04.342 --> 44:07.645
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE DOING,
BUT IT'S FABULOUS!

44:08.579 --> 44:10.215
WILLIAM.

44:10.281 --> 44:11.249
OH!

44:11.316 --> 44:12.317
AH HA!

44:12.383 --> 44:13.584
OOH!

44:13.651 --> 44:14.552
OUCH!

44:14.619 --> 44:16.021
OH!

44:16.087 --> 44:17.388
HA HA HA!

44:17.455 --> 44:19.691
OUCH! HA HA!

44:19.758 --> 44:22.694
OH! MORE!
MORE, WILLIAM, MORE!

44:22.761 --> 44:24.763
HA HA HA HA!

44:24.830 --> 44:26.698
OH, WILLIAM!

44:27.833 --> 44:29.534
DON'T STOP, WILLIAM.

44:29.600 --> 44:31.369
WILLIAM?

44:31.436 --> 44:33.739
[LAUGHS]
WILLIAM...

44:33.805 --> 44:36.207
OH, WILLIAM!

44:51.422 --> 44:52.991
[PFFT]

44:53.058 --> 44:57.095
DUNSTON! COME ON,
WE GOT TO GET OUT
OF HERE FAST!

45:08.206 --> 45:11.642
O.K. YOU STAY HERE
AND BE VERY QUIET.

45:11.709 --> 45:13.779
MY DAD'S
GOING TO HELP US.

45:13.845 --> 45:15.380
DON'T WORRY, DUNSTON.

45:15.446 --> 45:17.382
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

45:31.329 --> 45:32.931
MMM.

45:32.998 --> 45:34.565
IS THAT A LOOFAH?

45:34.632 --> 45:35.967
THAT FEELS GREAT,
HELAINE.

45:37.302 --> 45:39.370
MMM. THAT'S
INTERESTING PERFUME.

45:39.437 --> 45:41.039
IS THAT...MUSK?

45:59.925 --> 46:01.626
HELAINE,
WHAT ARE YOU DO--

46:01.692 --> 46:03.028
AAH! PERVERT!

46:12.804 --> 46:14.739
OUCH.

46:14.806 --> 46:17.375
BUT, DAD,
KYLE TRIED
TO KILL ME!

46:17.442 --> 46:18.243
[CELL PHONE RINGS]

46:18.309 --> 46:21.246
YOU SHOULD PUT HIM
IN A SPECIAL SCHOOL.

46:21.312 --> 46:24.715
THEY'LL TAKE CARE
OF HIM, COOK FOR HIM.

46:24.782 --> 46:25.851
WHAT?

46:25.917 --> 46:28.253
WHAT IS YOUR BROTHER
DOING IN THE SPA?

46:29.787 --> 46:30.788
DAD!

46:30.856 --> 46:32.290
IT WASN'T A MONSTER.

46:32.357 --> 46:35.293
IT'S A MONKEY,
AND HIS NAME
IS DUNSTON!

46:35.360 --> 46:38.696
AND THIS GUY
WANTS TO HURT HIM,
AND HE'S HIDING!

46:38.763 --> 46:40.498
WHAT'S GOING ON
HERE?

46:40.565 --> 46:41.933
WHERE IS HE?

46:42.000 --> 46:43.534
TERRIBLY SORRY,
LADIES.

46:43.601 --> 46:44.836
BUT, DAD,
HE WAS HERE--

46:44.903 --> 46:46.404
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

46:46.471 --> 46:50.241
HOW MANY TIMES
HAVE I TOLD YOU
NOT TO COME DOWN HERE?

46:50.308 --> 46:52.543
WHAT LANGUAGE
DO YOU SPEAK?

46:52.610 --> 46:53.945
IT'S HIM,
THE GUY!

46:54.012 --> 46:55.580
TOLD YOU, DAD.
CRAZY.

46:56.747 --> 46:57.916
BRIAN!

46:58.950 --> 47:00.751
THAT'S HIM!
THAT'S THE GUY!

47:00.818 --> 47:02.220
THIS IS HIM,
DAD.

47:02.287 --> 47:05.023
HE'S GOT A MONKEY
NAMED DUNSTON,

47:05.090 --> 47:07.592
AND HE TRIED
TO HURT HIM.

47:07.658 --> 47:08.927
YOU'RE
IN TROUBLE NOW!

47:08.994 --> 47:10.428
MY DAD'S HERE!

47:10.495 --> 47:12.130
WELL...

47:12.197 --> 47:13.731
LORD RUTLEDGE,
I AM...

47:13.798 --> 47:16.134
TERRIBLY,
TERRIBLY SORRY.

47:16.201 --> 47:19.037
IT'S NO WONDER
THIS HOTEL IS SO
SHODDILY RUN.

47:19.104 --> 47:22.640
YOU CAN'T EVEN CONTROL
ONE SMALL BOY, CAN YOU?

47:22.707 --> 47:24.742
WELL...

47:24.809 --> 47:28.546
HE'S VERY...VERY SORRY,
AREN'T YOU, KYLE?

47:28.613 --> 47:30.949
NO! HE TRIED TO
HURT DUNSTON!

47:31.016 --> 47:33.952
YOUR SON, SIR,
IS BEHAVING
LIKE A LUNATIC.

47:34.019 --> 47:34.852
NO, I'M NOT!

47:34.920 --> 47:37.155
ENOUGH!

47:37.222 --> 47:40.091
APOLOGIZE
TO LORD RUTLEDGE.

47:41.292 --> 47:42.127
BUT, DAD--

47:42.193 --> 47:43.995
NOW.

47:46.331 --> 47:48.599
I'M SORRY.

47:48.666 --> 47:50.601
NOW GET UPSTAIRS.

47:51.869 --> 47:54.005
AND STAY THERE.

47:57.742 --> 47:59.277
AH...UH...

47:59.344 --> 48:02.547
LORD RUTLEDGE, UH,
I WOULD, UM,

48:02.613 --> 48:06.517
VERY MUCH LIKE YOU
TO BE MY GUEST
AT DINNER THIS EVENING.

48:06.584 --> 48:09.320
OH, HOW THRILLING.

48:09.387 --> 48:10.855
WELL, EXCELLENT.

48:10.922 --> 48:14.125
I'M SURE YOU WILL ENJOY
THE CUISINE HERE.

48:14.192 --> 48:17.362
I DOUBT THAT THE CITY
OFFERS ANY DINING
EXPERIENCE...

48:48.426 --> 48:49.827
AH. LADIES.

48:49.894 --> 48:51.796
PLEASE FORGIVE ME
FOR BEING

48:51.862 --> 48:53.231
QUITE SO DETAINED.

48:53.298 --> 48:55.800
MRS. FELDMAN,
MRS. WINTHROP.

48:55.866 --> 48:56.767
MRS. WINTHROP...

48:56.834 --> 48:58.503
MRS. FELDMAN.

48:58.569 --> 49:00.371
YES. YES, OF COURSE.

49:00.438 --> 49:01.139
OBVIOUSLY.

49:01.206 --> 49:02.807
WELL, FIRST OF ALL,

49:02.873 --> 49:05.176
LET ME SAY
HOW GRATEFUL WE ALL ARE

49:05.243 --> 49:06.944
FOR THE WONDERFUL WORK

49:07.012 --> 49:09.580
THAT YOUR ORGANIZATION
HAS BEEN DOING

49:09.647 --> 49:11.716
IN ITS FIGHT AGAINST, UH...

49:11.782 --> 49:13.084
AHEM.

49:14.752 --> 49:16.988
TINEAVERSICOLA.

49:17.055 --> 49:18.389
IT'S A SKIN DISEASE.

49:18.456 --> 49:21.226
NOT DEADLY, JUST...
UNSIGHTLY.

49:21.292 --> 49:24.862
ALL THE GOOD DISEASES
WERE TAKEN.

49:24.929 --> 49:26.964
YES. YES, THEY WERE.

49:36.341 --> 49:38.209
NOW, I KNOW THAT
YOUR ORGANIZATION

49:38.276 --> 49:40.345
HAS BEEN
TO THE FOUR SEASONS.

49:40.411 --> 49:44.349
I WOULD BE LOATH
TO EVER SPEAK ILL
OF A COMPETITOR, BUT--

49:44.415 --> 49:45.683
HOLY SHIT!

49:46.884 --> 49:49.420
HE MUST REALLY HATE
THE FOUR SEASONS.

49:49.487 --> 49:51.356
NO! NO! NO!

49:51.422 --> 49:52.423
I'M SORRY.

49:52.490 --> 49:55.293
I JUST WASN'T PREPARED
TO SPEAK ABOUT MONKEYS--MONEY!

49:55.360 --> 49:58.229
WOULD YOU EXCUSE ME?
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

49:58.296 --> 50:00.231
I WILL BE...RIGHT BACK.

50:00.298 --> 50:01.799
HA HA! WITH THE DOORKNOB--

50:01.866 --> 50:04.402
HA HA. OH, GOSH!

50:05.836 --> 50:06.804
CALL SECURITY.

50:06.871 --> 50:07.772
EVERYBODY,
EVERYBODY, EVERYBODY!

50:07.838 --> 50:11.142
CALL THE BEST ANIMAL
CONTROL PERSON IN THE CITY.

50:11.209 --> 50:13.644
NANCY, NANCY...
CALL KYLE, AND, UH,

50:13.711 --> 50:15.580
APOLOGIZE FOR ME.

50:18.316 --> 50:21.186
I GOT A MONKEY
IN MY HOTEL.

50:24.122 --> 50:25.990
MONKEY!

50:26.057 --> 50:29.060
[SINGSONG]
OH...MONKEY!

50:31.929 --> 50:34.099
I WONDER WHERE HE IS.

50:37.535 --> 50:38.269
* YOO-HOO! *

50:38.336 --> 50:40.805
* HERE, HERE **

50:40.871 --> 50:42.073
AAH--

50:43.108 --> 50:44.942
MR. GRANT SEEMS
VERY COMPETENT.

50:45.009 --> 50:46.377
YES.

50:46.444 --> 50:49.414
UNTIL HE RAN SCREAMING
FROM THE ROOM, OF COURSE.

50:49.480 --> 50:50.648
OF COURSE.

50:50.715 --> 50:52.783
AAH!

50:56.087 --> 50:58.089
AAH!

51:00.125 --> 51:01.426
[HORN HONKS]

51:19.009 --> 51:20.111
AHEM.

51:23.314 --> 51:25.483
[CELL PHONE RINGS]

51:28.419 --> 51:30.455
MM-HMM.

51:30.521 --> 51:31.389
OKEY-DOKE.

51:42.600 --> 51:44.235
ALL THESE MONKEYS

51:44.302 --> 51:46.171
ARE...CRIMINALS?

51:47.905 --> 51:49.507
WELL...

51:49.574 --> 51:52.076
THAT KIND OF
LOOKS LIKE HIM.

51:52.143 --> 51:54.779
PONGO PYGMAEUS.

51:54.845 --> 51:58.883
YOU'VE GOT
AN ORANGUTAN
PROBLEM, MR. GRANT.

51:58.949 --> 52:01.152
WHERE DID HE
COME FROM?

52:01.219 --> 52:02.687
WELL, MA'AM,

52:02.753 --> 52:05.390
WHEN TWO ORANGUTANS
FALL IN LOVE...

52:05.456 --> 52:06.824
I...THINK
SHE MEANS

52:06.891 --> 52:08.793
HOW DID HE GET
IN THE HOTEL?

52:08.859 --> 52:10.195
OH.

52:10.261 --> 52:12.797
MY GUESS...

52:12.863 --> 52:14.699
THE SEWERS.

52:14.765 --> 52:16.201
I BEG YOUR PARDON?

52:16.267 --> 52:18.469
HYPOTHETICAL SITUATION.

52:20.238 --> 52:22.273
IT'S EASTER.

52:22.340 --> 52:24.342
YOU THINK IT MIGHT BE CUTE

52:24.409 --> 52:27.545
TO PUT A BABY ORANGUTAN
IN YOUR KID'S BASKET.

52:27.612 --> 52:29.747
WELL, AT FIRST
IT IS CUTE.

52:29.814 --> 52:31.682
THEN IT GETS BIGGER.

52:31.749 --> 52:33.218
THE KIDS LOSE INTEREST.

52:33.284 --> 52:35.886
AND THEN ONE NIGHT...

52:35.953 --> 52:38.256
YOU FLUSH IT
DOWN THE TOILET.

52:39.357 --> 52:40.758
THAT'S RIDICULOUS!

52:40.825 --> 52:43.828
YOU EVER BEEN
IN THE SEWERS
OF THIS CITY,

52:43.894 --> 52:45.029
MR. GRANT?

52:45.095 --> 52:46.431
WELL, I HAVE!

52:46.497 --> 52:48.833
I COULD TELL YOU
STORIES...

52:48.899 --> 52:50.268
OOH!

52:52.002 --> 52:54.372
I SAW A TURTLE
ONE TIME...

52:54.439 --> 52:58.276
LOOKED LIKE
A VOLKSWAGEN
WITH A TAIL.

52:58.343 --> 53:01.212
IT WAS 1967...

53:01.279 --> 53:02.813
SUMMER OF LOVE.

53:05.350 --> 53:07.285
I HAVEN'T FELT
COMFORTABLE

53:07.352 --> 53:09.387
SITTING ON THE JOHN
SINCE.

53:10.321 --> 53:12.923
SINCE...1967?

53:14.392 --> 53:17.295
NOW, IF HE'S CONTAINED...

53:17.362 --> 53:19.397
IT SHOULD BE EASY.

53:19.464 --> 53:20.731
DAD!

53:20.798 --> 53:21.999
NO!

53:22.066 --> 53:23.234
DAD,
WHAT'S GOING ON?

53:23.301 --> 53:24.269
NOT NOW, SON.

53:24.335 --> 53:25.670
EXCUSE--AAH!

53:26.704 --> 53:29.407
DAD, WHY DOES HE
HAVE A GUN?

53:29.474 --> 53:31.175
I'LL TELL YOU LATER.

53:31.242 --> 53:32.443
HEY...

53:32.510 --> 53:35.313
SORRY I DIDN'T
BELIEVE YOU.

53:36.347 --> 53:37.582
NOW TAKE OFF, O.K.?

53:39.149 --> 53:40.485
THIS TRANQUILIZER DART

53:40.551 --> 53:43.488
WILL KNOCK A HUMAN OUT
FOR 18 HOURS.

53:43.554 --> 53:45.890
AND ITS EFFECT
ON AN ORANGUTAN?

53:45.956 --> 53:48.459
KILL HIM,
MOST LIKELY.

53:52.096 --> 53:53.831
I DON'T WANT
ANYONE TO SAY

53:53.898 --> 53:57.067
THAT THIS MONKEY
MADE A MONKEY OUT OF US.

53:57.134 --> 53:58.836
DON'T MOVE
UNLESS I SAY SO!

53:58.903 --> 54:01.839
IF YOU SEE THE MONKEY,
YELL OUT LOUDLY.

54:01.906 --> 54:04.208
MURRAY! MURRAY, QUICK!

54:04.275 --> 54:06.744
HE GOT OUT!
HE'S IN THE KITCHEN!

54:06.811 --> 54:09.280
YOU'D BETTER
GET THERE FAST.
DAD'S PRETTY MAD!

54:09.347 --> 54:10.281
LET'S GO!

54:10.348 --> 54:11.349
LET'S GO!

54:11.416 --> 54:13.318
LET'S GO.
MOVE. MOVE!

54:20.291 --> 54:21.459
DUNSTON?

54:24.929 --> 54:26.263
DUNSTON, IT'S ME!

54:26.331 --> 54:27.698
[SNORES]

54:27.765 --> 54:28.999
MMM.

54:31.302 --> 54:32.470
DUNSTON!

54:33.438 --> 54:34.839
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

54:34.905 --> 54:36.173
DID YOU GET LOST?

54:36.240 --> 54:37.675
[DOOR OPENS]

54:57.762 --> 54:58.463
SHH.

54:58.529 --> 54:59.730
BE QUIET, O.K.?

55:17.982 --> 55:20.084
PONGO PYGMAEUS.

55:20.150 --> 55:21.085
[KISSING SOUNDS]

55:23.053 --> 55:24.154
GET OFF.

55:24.221 --> 55:26.090
[PFFT PFFT PFFT]

55:27.291 --> 55:28.325
[PFFT]

55:28.393 --> 55:30.094
[PFFT]
[PFFT]

55:30.160 --> 55:32.329
[PFFT]
[PF-F-F-FT]

55:32.397 --> 55:33.931
[KISSING SOUNDS]

55:33.998 --> 55:36.200
GO ON, GET OFF.

55:36.266 --> 55:37.101
ALL RIGHT.

55:38.503 --> 55:40.771
DON'T GET OFF.

55:40.838 --> 55:42.773
OOH, OOH, OOH!

55:42.840 --> 55:43.741
[GUNSHOT]

55:43.808 --> 55:44.842
OH.

55:48.012 --> 55:49.346
LET'S TRY THE PLAZA.

55:49.414 --> 55:52.016
AB-ABSOLUTELY.

55:59.023 --> 56:00.357
ARE YOU CRAZY?

56:00.425 --> 56:01.926
DID YOU GET HIM?

56:01.992 --> 56:03.961
NO. I DID NOT.

56:04.028 --> 56:07.364
WE'RE DEALING WITH
A VERY SMART ANIMAL HERE.

56:07.432 --> 56:08.833
HE'S A PSYCHO.

56:08.899 --> 56:10.701
BUT I LIKE
OBSESSIVE PEOPLE.

56:10.768 --> 56:12.336
THEY GET THINGS
DONE!

56:12.403 --> 56:13.904
HE'S STILL HERE!

56:15.039 --> 56:16.106
I CAN FEEL IT.

56:20.745 --> 56:21.546
DUNSTON!

56:21.612 --> 56:24.682
DUNSTON, ARE YOU HERE?
IT'S ME.

56:43.000 --> 56:44.401
DUNSTON.

56:51.408 --> 56:52.777
HE'S INCREDIBLE, KYLE.

56:52.843 --> 56:55.980
HE'S ABSOLUTELY
INCREDIBLE.

56:57.448 --> 56:59.517
WHOA.

56:59.584 --> 57:01.318
LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

57:01.385 --> 57:03.053
IT'S A PIECE OF GLASS.

57:05.055 --> 57:06.557
[SHRIEKS]

57:06.624 --> 57:08.158
IF I'M GOING TO
DO THIS,

57:08.225 --> 57:09.460
YOU'LL HAVE TO
HOLD HIM.

57:09.527 --> 57:10.561
HE'S SCARED.

57:10.628 --> 57:12.930
WELL, DO WHAT DAD DOES.

57:12.997 --> 57:14.164
SING TO HIM.

57:16.000 --> 57:16.901
O.K.

57:18.903 --> 57:21.772
* HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU *

57:21.839 --> 57:25.743
* HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU *

57:25.810 --> 57:28.746
* YOU LOOK LIKE A MONKEY *

57:28.813 --> 57:32.416
* AND YOU
ACT LIKE ONE, TOO **

57:32.483 --> 57:34.151
[WHIMPERS]

57:34.218 --> 57:35.553
DUNSTON, I KNOW IT HURTS,

57:35.620 --> 57:37.855
BUT IT'S FOR
YOUR OWN GOOD.

57:37.922 --> 57:40.991
IT'S LIKE WHEN
YOU GET A SHOT

57:41.058 --> 57:41.992
OR BROCCOLI.

57:42.059 --> 57:44.595
IT'S BETTER IF
YOU DON'T LOOK AT IT.

57:44.662 --> 57:46.531
LOOK AT ME, DUNSTON.

57:46.597 --> 57:48.165
LOOK AT ME.

57:48.232 --> 57:50.167
IT'S GOING TO BE O.K.

57:51.268 --> 57:53.237
GOT IT.

57:53.303 --> 57:54.805
WE GOT IT, DUNSTON.

57:56.073 --> 57:57.508
ISN'T HE COOL?

57:57.575 --> 57:58.709
SURE, HE'S COOL, KYLE,

57:58.776 --> 58:00.745
BUT WHAT WILL WE
DO WITH HIM?

58:00.811 --> 58:02.547
HE CAN STAY IN MY ROOM.

58:02.613 --> 58:05.516
COME ON. DAD MIGHT BE
A LITTLE PREOCCUPIED,

58:05.583 --> 58:09.019
BUT I THINK HE'LL NOTICE
AN ORANGUTAN IN YOUR ROOM.

58:09.086 --> 58:12.389
WAIT A MINUTE.
WE HAVE LOTS OF ROOMS.

58:12.456 --> 58:14.859
O.K., NAME?

58:19.063 --> 58:20.430
"LAM BINH NGOC."

58:20.497 --> 58:21.799
WHAT?

58:21.866 --> 58:23.200
L-A-M...

58:23.267 --> 58:24.969
B-I-N-H...

58:25.035 --> 58:26.436
N-G-O-C.

58:26.503 --> 58:28.839
GOT IT. LAM BINH NGOC.
DR. LAM BINH NGOC.

58:28.906 --> 58:30.575
HOTEL THINKS
YOU'RE A DOCTOR,

58:30.641 --> 58:32.509
YOU CAN GET AWAY
WITH ANYTHING.

58:32.577 --> 58:33.678
[ELEVATOR DINGS]

58:41.218 --> 58:43.754
LET'S GO, DR. NGOC.

58:56.000 --> 58:57.501
WHOA.

58:57.568 --> 58:58.535
COOL.

58:58.603 --> 59:00.137
IMPRESSIVE.

59:00.204 --> 59:01.772
THE ROYAL SUITE.

59:01.839 --> 59:05.375
HOW DO YOU LIKE IT,
DUNSTON?

59:05.442 --> 59:07.011
UH-OH.

59:07.077 --> 59:08.779
WHOA!

59:12.416 --> 59:13.784
[BURPS]

59:22.359 --> 59:23.560
DAMN!

59:26.063 --> 59:27.832
YOU'VE RUINED
MY RETIREMENT FUND.

59:27.898 --> 59:30.300
TREACHEROUS LITTLE HAIRBALL.

59:47.117 --> 59:48.552
LORD RUTLEDGE.

59:48.619 --> 59:50.020
HOW WAS YOUR MEAL?

59:50.087 --> 59:52.657
WELL, FROM THE LOOK
OF THE SOUP,

59:52.723 --> 59:55.025
MY GUESS IS THAT
SOMEONE IN YOUR KITCHEN

59:55.092 --> 59:57.094
HAS A SERIOUS
HAIR-LOSS PROBLEM.

59:57.161 --> 01:00:00.130
OTHER THAN THAT,
IT WAS ABSOLUTELY
DELIGHTFUL.

01:00:00.197 --> 01:00:01.632
GOOD NIGHT.

01:00:07.204 --> 01:00:08.538
WELL...

01:00:08.605 --> 01:00:10.074
HOW WAS HIS MEAL?

01:00:10.140 --> 01:00:12.810
WELL, I BELIEVE
HE USED THE WORDS
"ABSOLUTELY DELIGHTFUL."

01:00:12.877 --> 01:00:14.879
I HOPE SO, YOU KNOW,

01:00:14.945 --> 01:00:16.814
ESPECIALLY AFTER
THAT LITTLE INCIDENT

01:00:16.881 --> 01:00:18.515
WITH YOUR SON TODAY.

01:00:18.582 --> 01:00:20.951
OH, MRS. DUBROW,
THAT WAS TOTALLY--

01:00:21.018 --> 01:00:23.587
ROBERT,
I LIKE CHILDREN,
I REALLY DO,

01:00:23.654 --> 01:00:26.590
BUT LET ME JUST
ASK YOU THIS.

01:00:26.657 --> 01:00:28.659
DO YOU THINK
THERE'S A WAY

01:00:28.726 --> 01:00:31.028
WE CAN KEEP
YOUR BOYS LOCKED
IN THEIR ROOMS

01:00:31.095 --> 01:00:33.463
JUST UNTIL
THE CRYSTAL BALL
IS OVER?

01:00:33.530 --> 01:00:35.733
WE CAN MAKE A GAME
OUT OF IT.

01:00:35.800 --> 01:00:37.768
WE COULD CALL IT
QUARANTINE.

01:00:37.835 --> 01:00:39.837
MRS. DUBROW,
I CAN ASSURE YOU

01:00:39.904 --> 01:00:42.740
THAT THERE WILL BE
NO FURTHER INCIDENTS.

01:00:42.807 --> 01:00:44.208
AS OF THIS MOMENT,

01:00:44.274 --> 01:00:47.277
THEY ARE BOTH ON
THEIR BEST BEHAVIOR.

01:00:48.713 --> 01:00:49.814
[CRASH]

01:00:52.182 --> 01:00:53.183
WHOO!

01:00:53.250 --> 01:00:54.685
YEAH! WHAT A CATCH!

01:00:58.322 --> 01:00:59.656
INCOMING!

01:00:59.724 --> 01:01:00.825
WHOO-HOO!

01:01:01.992 --> 01:01:05.295
I'D LIKE TO ORDER
TWO BANANA SPLITS,

01:01:05.362 --> 01:01:06.797
EXTRA BANANAS ON EACH,

01:01:06.864 --> 01:01:09.099
AND A CAESAR SALAD
WITH EXTRA BANANAS AS WELL.

01:01:09.166 --> 01:01:10.200
ROLL! ROLL!

01:01:10.267 --> 01:01:12.136
ROLL! ROLL! ROLL! ROLL!

01:01:12.202 --> 01:01:13.537
ROLL! ROLL! ROLL!

01:01:13.603 --> 01:01:14.671
YEAH!

01:01:14.739 --> 01:01:16.874
ALL RIGHT!
ALL RIGHT!

01:01:16.941 --> 01:01:18.709
YOU HEARD ME. MORE BANANAS.

01:01:18.776 --> 01:01:20.177
THAT'S RIGHT. BANANAS.

01:01:22.079 --> 01:01:23.013
MMM...

01:01:23.080 --> 01:01:24.949
* HEY, COME ON
AND HAVE A BALL *

01:01:27.251 --> 01:01:29.987
* YOU'RE DOIN'
TOO MUCH THIEVIN'... **

01:01:30.054 --> 01:01:31.155
WHOA!

01:01:31.221 --> 01:01:32.222
GOT IT!

01:01:32.289 --> 01:01:33.357
WHOO-HOO!

01:01:48.105 --> 01:01:52.142
WELL, DUNSTON,
FRISBEE MAY NOT BE
YOUR GAME.

01:01:52.209 --> 01:01:53.677
DON'T WORRY.

01:01:53.744 --> 01:01:56.613
THAT RUTLEDGE GUY
WILL NEVER FIND YOU HERE.

01:01:56.680 --> 01:01:59.216
COME ON, KYLE.
WE'D BETTER GO.

01:01:59.283 --> 01:02:00.184
I'M COMING.

01:02:02.252 --> 01:02:03.720
GOOD NIGHT, DUNSTON.

01:02:07.624 --> 01:02:08.759
THANKS, BRIAN.

01:02:08.826 --> 01:02:09.760
FOR WHAT?

01:02:09.827 --> 01:02:10.861
HELPING.

01:02:10.928 --> 01:02:13.430
HEY, WHAT THE HELL?
I'M GROUNDED.

01:02:13.497 --> 01:02:15.032
I GOT TO
DO SOMETHING.

01:02:15.099 --> 01:02:17.101
BOY, IF DAD
EVER FINDS OUT

01:02:17.167 --> 01:02:19.036
THAT WE
CHECKED DUNSTON
INTO THE HOTEL,

01:02:19.103 --> 01:02:20.470
WE'D BE
IN BIG TROUBLE.

01:02:20.537 --> 01:02:23.573
WELL, I WOULDN'T
WORRY ABOUT THAT
IF I WERE YOU.

01:02:23.640 --> 01:02:25.009
FOR THE NEXT 24 HOURS,

01:02:25.075 --> 01:02:27.311
DAD'S GOING TO HAVE
HIS HANDS FULL.

01:02:33.183 --> 01:02:34.118
TERRIBLE.

01:02:55.272 --> 01:02:56.306
[PEOPLE MOAN]

01:03:11.856 --> 01:03:12.756
ABSOLUTELY.

01:03:12.823 --> 01:03:13.958
NO.

01:03:16.693 --> 01:03:18.528
IN ABOUT HALF AN HOUR.

01:03:20.597 --> 01:03:21.565
EXCELLENT.

01:03:22.833 --> 01:03:23.901
BRAVO.

01:03:40.384 --> 01:03:42.519
MAJESTIC...

01:03:42.586 --> 01:03:44.254
HOTEL.

01:03:44.321 --> 01:03:45.990
ROOM SERVICE.

01:03:46.056 --> 01:03:49.126
WORD SEARCH--BANANA.

01:03:52.229 --> 01:03:53.497
ONE BANANA.

01:03:55.565 --> 01:03:57.101
TWO BANANAS.

01:03:59.636 --> 01:04:01.805
WELL, DR. NGOC,

01:04:01.872 --> 01:04:04.674
EITHER YOU'VE GOT
A POTASSIUM DEFICIENCY

01:04:04.741 --> 01:04:08.512
OR I THINK WE MIGHT BE
IN BUSINESS.

01:04:08.578 --> 01:04:09.947
THERE IT IS.

01:04:10.014 --> 01:04:11.581
IT'S JUST A ZOO.

01:04:11.648 --> 01:04:13.083
IT'S NOT GREAT,

01:04:13.150 --> 01:04:15.652
BUT AT LEAST
THEY'LL BE NICE TO YOU,

01:04:15.719 --> 01:04:17.521
AND YOU WON'T STEAL
OR ANYTHING.

01:04:17.587 --> 01:04:20.624
YOU SEE, EVERYONE WILL BE
AT THAT STUPID BALL,

01:04:20.690 --> 01:04:22.559
SO I CAN SNEAK YOU
OUT THE BACK.

01:04:22.626 --> 01:04:23.961
[KNOCK ON DOOR]

01:04:24.028 --> 01:04:25.195
THAT'S BRIAN.

01:04:27.597 --> 01:04:29.366
[GASP]

01:04:29.433 --> 01:04:32.903
DR. NGOC, I PRESUME.

01:04:44.048 --> 01:04:45.582
ROBERT, GORGEOUS.

01:04:45.649 --> 01:04:47.985
WE HAVE DONE...

01:04:48.052 --> 01:04:50.988
A SPECTACULAR JOB.

01:04:51.055 --> 01:04:52.489
[SPEAKING FRENCH]

01:04:55.625 --> 01:04:57.161
HEY.

01:04:57.227 --> 01:04:58.562
HI.

01:04:58.628 --> 01:05:00.965
HELLO.
HOW ARE YOU DOING?

01:05:01.031 --> 01:05:02.933
HI. HOW ARE YOU DOING?

01:05:03.000 --> 01:05:05.269
HE BROUGHT A DOG.

01:05:07.104 --> 01:05:09.206
WOULD YOU
DO ME A FAVOR?

01:05:12.742 --> 01:05:14.211
COULD YOU LOSE
THE DOG?

01:05:17.114 --> 01:05:20.050
SAY GOODBYE
TO YOUR FRIEND.

01:05:20.117 --> 01:05:23.053
HE JUST BECAME
AN EVEN MORE

01:05:23.120 --> 01:05:24.421
ENDANGERED SPECIES.

01:05:24.488 --> 01:05:25.990
[MUFFLED SCREAMS]

01:05:33.630 --> 01:05:34.965
TIME TO CHECK OUT.

01:05:35.032 --> 01:05:36.500
GET IN THAT TRUNK.

01:05:41.105 --> 01:05:45.175
OH, SO NOW YOU'RE READY
TO GO TO WORK, ARE YOU?

01:05:45.242 --> 01:05:47.344
WELL, FORGET IT.
GET IN THE TRUNK.

01:05:47.411 --> 01:05:48.645
OH...

01:05:48.712 --> 01:05:51.681
SO NOW WE'RE
FEELING REPENTANT.

01:05:51.748 --> 01:05:53.517
[WHIMPERS]

01:05:54.518 --> 01:05:58.088
GO ON, THEN.
GIVE DADDY A BIG HUG.

01:05:58.155 --> 01:06:00.090
LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE.

01:06:00.157 --> 01:06:03.260
YOU'LL BE JOINING
YOUR BROTHER VERY SOON.

01:06:05.562 --> 01:06:07.231
AAH! AAH!

01:06:21.778 --> 01:06:22.879
[MUFFLED]
DUNSTON, HELP ME.

01:06:22.946 --> 01:06:25.382
HELP ME, DUNSTON.
GET IT OFF.

01:06:25.449 --> 01:06:26.616
OW.

01:06:37.694 --> 01:06:38.662
LORD RUTLEDGE...

01:06:38.728 --> 01:06:40.030
THE BALL IS THIS WAY.

01:06:40.097 --> 01:06:41.031
NO, BUT--

01:06:41.098 --> 01:06:42.532
NO, NO, NO BUTS.

01:06:42.599 --> 01:06:45.602
YOU ARE MY SPECIAL GUEST
THIS EVENING.

01:06:45.669 --> 01:06:46.503
REALLY?

01:06:46.570 --> 01:06:48.638
MRS. DUBROW,
I'M LIONEL SPALDING.

01:06:48.705 --> 01:06:50.507
OF COURSE YOU ARE.

01:06:50.574 --> 01:06:52.642
LORD RUTLEDGE,
I'M ELENA DUBROW.

01:06:52.709 --> 01:06:54.244
I OWN THIS HOTEL.

01:06:54.311 --> 01:06:56.713
THIS IS THE SOCIAL EVENT
OF THE SEASON.

01:06:56.780 --> 01:06:58.582
YOU WOULDN'T
WANT TO MISS IT.

01:07:00.117 --> 01:07:01.685
DO COME IN. LOOK.

01:07:01.751 --> 01:07:03.587
HELLO. HOW ARE YOU?

01:07:08.592 --> 01:07:10.026
COME ON, DUNSTON.

01:07:10.094 --> 01:07:12.296
I KNOW A GREAT WAY
OUT OF HERE.

01:07:13.563 --> 01:07:14.464
COME ON.

01:07:31.181 --> 01:07:33.750
OH, I DON'T BELIEVE
I KNOW YOUR NAME.

01:07:33.817 --> 01:07:35.119
BUCK LAFARGE,
ANIMAL SECURITY.

01:07:35.185 --> 01:07:36.720
HOW'S IT HANGING?

01:07:36.786 --> 01:07:37.754
OH, WELL...

01:07:37.821 --> 01:07:40.324
MUSTELA ARMENIA--

01:07:40.390 --> 01:07:42.726
MEMBER OF
THE WEASEL FAMILY.

01:07:42.792 --> 01:07:44.461
OH!

01:07:44.528 --> 01:07:45.462
CHAMPAGNE?

01:07:45.529 --> 01:07:46.863
IS IT FREE?

01:07:46.930 --> 01:07:47.831
YES.

01:07:57.707 --> 01:07:58.808
DOG.

01:07:58.875 --> 01:08:01.345
DOG,
WE'RE GOING TO SIT HERE.

01:08:01.411 --> 01:08:03.813
SIT.

01:08:03.880 --> 01:08:05.882
[BARKS]

01:08:05.949 --> 01:08:07.684
AAH!

01:08:07.751 --> 01:08:08.785
HEEL, DOG.

01:08:08.852 --> 01:08:10.487
PLEASE HEEL.

01:08:15.725 --> 01:08:17.261
OH, NO.

01:08:21.531 --> 01:08:24.067
LORD RUTLEDGE.

01:08:24.134 --> 01:08:26.136
SEE?

01:08:32.075 --> 01:08:34.178
[SPEAKING GERMAN]

01:08:41.151 --> 01:08:43.587
BRIAN, WE GOT A BIG PROBLEM.

01:08:43.653 --> 01:08:46.022
KYLE, I'M
A LITTLE BUSY HERE.

01:08:46.089 --> 01:08:48.392
DUNSTON'S IN THIS ROOM
RIGHT NOW.

01:08:48.458 --> 01:08:51.395
GREAT MOVE.
YOU WERE SUPPOSED
TO KEEP HIM UPSTAIRS.

01:08:51.461 --> 01:08:53.597
YOU WON'T BELIEVE
WHAT JUST HAPPENED.

01:08:53.663 --> 01:08:57.066
RUTLEDGE GOT ME,
AND I FOUND THIS
IN HIS ROOM.

01:08:57.133 --> 01:08:58.602
LOOK AT IT.

01:09:02.105 --> 01:09:03.240
ALL RIGHT.

01:09:03.307 --> 01:09:05.041
LET'S FIND DAD.

01:09:05.108 --> 01:09:07.211
[DOG BARKS]

01:09:09.379 --> 01:09:11.548
I SAW A TURTLE ONE TIME,

01:09:11.615 --> 01:09:14.651
LOOKED LIKE A VOLKSWAGEN
WITH A TAIL.

01:09:14.718 --> 01:09:15.652
EXCUSE ME.

01:09:15.719 --> 01:09:16.620
I'M SORRY.

01:09:16.686 --> 01:09:19.923
COULD YOU
DO SOMETHING
ABOUT THE DOG?

01:09:22.492 --> 01:09:24.194
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

01:09:24.261 --> 01:09:26.830
DAD, YOU BETTER TAKE
A LOOK AT THIS.

01:09:26.896 --> 01:09:30.166
IT'S A PICTURE
OF LORD RUTLEDGE
AND TWO MONKEYS.

01:09:40.677 --> 01:09:42.579
I WAS JUST TELLING
LORD RUTLEDGE

01:09:42.646 --> 01:09:45.081
HE SHOULD VISIT ONE
OF OUR OTHER FINE HOTELS.

01:09:45.148 --> 01:09:46.650
HOW ARE THE MINTS?

01:09:46.716 --> 01:09:48.117
BEG YOUR PARDON?

01:09:48.184 --> 01:09:49.919
ON YOUR PILLOW
AT NIGHT,

01:09:49.986 --> 01:09:51.355
YOU LIKE THE MINTS?

01:09:53.089 --> 01:09:54.057
WHY, YOU...

01:09:54.123 --> 01:09:55.859
REALLY? NO MINTS?

01:09:58.528 --> 01:10:00.330
MY GOD.

01:10:00.397 --> 01:10:01.931
HE IS THOROUGH.

01:10:01.998 --> 01:10:03.933
HELLO, DUNSTON.

01:10:04.000 --> 01:10:05.302
WILL YOU PLEASE--

01:10:05.369 --> 01:10:06.903
LORD RUTLEDGE.

01:10:06.970 --> 01:10:09.873
MRS. DELLACROCE.

01:10:09.939 --> 01:10:11.508
LOOKING
FOR SOMETHING?

01:10:13.343 --> 01:10:14.544
LOST YOUTH.

01:10:15.779 --> 01:10:17.881
I'M IN ROOM 812.

01:10:19.283 --> 01:10:20.517
BYE, DARLING.

01:10:25.188 --> 01:10:26.456
HE TIED YOU UP?

01:10:26.523 --> 01:10:28.792
HE'S GOING TO HURT DUNSTON
IF HE FINDS HIM.

01:10:28.858 --> 01:10:31.828
PLEASE, DAD.
YOU'VE GOT TO HELP HIM.

01:10:33.096 --> 01:10:34.030
O.K.

01:10:34.097 --> 01:10:35.499
O.K.

01:10:35.565 --> 01:10:37.467
YOU GUYS, YOU SPLIT UP,

01:10:37.534 --> 01:10:38.968
YOU FIND THE MONKEY,

01:10:39.035 --> 01:10:41.571
AND YOU
TAKE HIM UPSTAIRS
TO THE APARTMENT.

01:10:41.638 --> 01:10:43.973
I'M GOING TO TAKE CARE
OF LORD RUTLEDGE.

01:10:44.040 --> 01:10:45.074
[ARF]

01:10:45.141 --> 01:10:46.643
HE'S IN THERE, FANG?

01:10:46.710 --> 01:10:47.644
[ARF]

01:10:47.711 --> 01:10:48.645
ALL RIGHT.

01:10:48.712 --> 01:10:50.314
AS YOU WERE.

01:10:57.754 --> 01:10:58.988
IT WAS WONDERFUL.

01:11:01.224 --> 01:11:03.293
HOW CAN THESE WOMEN
WEAR FUR?

01:11:03.360 --> 01:11:04.628
I THINK EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW

01:11:04.694 --> 01:11:06.396
HOW THEY
BLUDGEONED AND TORTURED

01:11:06.463 --> 01:11:08.064
THE POOR LITTLE ANIMALS.

01:11:08.131 --> 01:11:11.000
THAT IS WHY I ALWAYS
CARRY PICTURES

01:11:11.067 --> 01:11:12.636
OF THE PROCESS.

01:11:15.171 --> 01:11:17.140
THAT IS HOW THEY DO IT

01:11:17.206 --> 01:11:19.142
TO POOR LITTLE
BUNNY RABBITS.

01:11:19.208 --> 01:11:20.510
OH, THIS IS HORRIFYING.

01:11:20.577 --> 01:11:23.112
WHY CAN'T WE TREAT
ALL CREATURES

01:11:23.179 --> 01:11:24.981
WITH KINDNESS
AND RESPECT?

01:11:27.617 --> 01:11:29.052
PIG!

01:11:31.821 --> 01:11:35.659
CAN I HELP YOU
WITH SOMETHING, SON?

01:11:35.725 --> 01:11:38.094
I'M LOOKING FOR
A PONGO PYGMAEUS.

01:11:38.161 --> 01:11:39.596
I CATCH YOU LOOKING

01:11:39.663 --> 01:11:42.131
AT MY WIFE'S
PONGO PYGMAEUS
ONCE MORE,

01:11:42.198 --> 01:11:44.167
I'M GOING TO
BREAK YOU IN HALF.

01:11:44.233 --> 01:11:45.802
RIGHT.

01:11:48.705 --> 01:11:49.473
[GASP]

01:11:49.539 --> 01:11:51.074
HI. HOW YOU DOING?

01:11:57.681 --> 01:11:58.682
AH...

01:12:01.184 --> 01:12:02.686
OH, THE BABY QUICHE.

01:12:02.752 --> 01:12:04.287
I LOVE THESE.

01:12:04.354 --> 01:12:07.624
LOVELY. MY MOTHER
USED TO MAKE THESE.

01:12:07.691 --> 01:12:09.125
SHE DID.

01:12:09.192 --> 01:12:10.594
THEY'RE INCREDIBLE.

01:12:10.660 --> 01:12:12.095
AH...

01:12:12.161 --> 01:12:14.698
SHRIMP BOAT.

01:12:14.764 --> 01:12:15.765
THANK YOU.

01:12:20.103 --> 01:12:21.405
[HEE HEE HEE]

01:12:21.471 --> 01:12:24.841
THERE'S A MONKEY HEAD
IN MY LAP!

01:12:24.908 --> 01:12:26.943
A BIG, HAIRY MONKEY!

01:12:27.010 --> 01:12:28.745
MONKEY HEAD!
MONKEY HEAD!

01:12:28.812 --> 01:12:31.748
WHAT ARE ALL YOU PEOPLE
STARING AT ME FOR?

01:12:31.815 --> 01:12:33.517
YOU THINK I'M CRAZY,
DON'T YOU?

01:12:33.583 --> 01:12:35.785
WELL, I SWEAR
IT WAS A MONKEY HEAD.

01:12:35.852 --> 01:12:38.422
I KNOW A MONKEY HEAD
WHEN I SEE ONE.

01:12:38.488 --> 01:12:40.957
THERE'S A MONKEY HEAD
IN THERE.

01:12:41.024 --> 01:12:42.959
GOD, IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN.

01:12:44.894 --> 01:12:45.995
OLÉ.

01:12:46.062 --> 01:12:47.163
MONKEY HEAD!

01:12:47.230 --> 01:12:48.532
MONKEY HEAD!

01:12:50.333 --> 01:12:52.502
WHY IS EVERYONE
IN THIS HOTEL

01:12:52.569 --> 01:12:53.937
ALWAYS SLAPPING ME?

01:13:01.611 --> 01:13:04.614
THE PARTY'S OVER, DUNSTON.

01:13:11.154 --> 01:13:12.121
DO SOMETHING.

01:13:12.188 --> 01:13:13.623
DO IT YOURSELF.

01:13:15.391 --> 01:13:16.493
AAH! AAH!

01:13:16.560 --> 01:13:18.027
[GLASS BREAKS]

01:13:21.931 --> 01:13:22.832
SORRY.

01:13:25.835 --> 01:13:28.538
I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU
A SPORTING CHANCE.

01:13:28.605 --> 01:13:30.574
I'M GOING TO COUNT
TO THREE.

01:13:30.640 --> 01:13:32.676
I THINK
YOU ARE SLIGHTLY
OUTNUMBERED.

01:13:32.742 --> 01:13:34.177
1...

01:13:39.382 --> 01:13:40.484
2...

01:13:42.852 --> 01:13:44.020
3.

01:13:44.087 --> 01:13:45.188
DUNSTON, RUN!

01:13:50.259 --> 01:13:51.928
DUNSTON, LET'S
GET OUT OF HERE.

01:13:51.995 --> 01:13:54.631
COME ON, LET'S GO,
GO, GO, GO, GO!

01:14:02.305 --> 01:14:03.439
DUNSTON?

01:14:03.507 --> 01:14:04.974
[NINJA SHOUTS]

01:14:10.914 --> 01:14:12.115
NO, NO, NO!

01:14:12.181 --> 01:14:13.316
THAT'S
THE CHATEAU LAFITTE.

01:14:13.382 --> 01:14:14.518
OH.

01:14:15.552 --> 01:14:17.153
GOOD YEAR.

01:14:17.220 --> 01:14:18.755
OH!

01:14:18.822 --> 01:14:21.290
NO, NO.
LET ME ASSURE YOU,

01:14:21.357 --> 01:14:23.059
EVERYTHING IS JUST FINE.

01:14:23.126 --> 01:14:25.061
[CRASH]

01:14:25.128 --> 01:14:26.095
[YELLING]

01:14:26.162 --> 01:14:27.831
JUST FINE.

01:14:29.165 --> 01:14:30.500
WE TAKE GREAT PRIDE

01:14:30.567 --> 01:14:31.935
IN OUR BEVERAGE SELECTION,

01:14:32.001 --> 01:14:35.271
AND IT SEEMS ONE
OF OUR GUESTS

01:14:35.338 --> 01:14:36.873
SELECTED ONE
TOO MANY BEVERAGES.

01:14:39.275 --> 01:14:42.612
AAH!

01:14:46.382 --> 01:14:47.851
AAH!

01:14:57.126 --> 01:14:58.027
HEH HEH HEH.

01:15:00.764 --> 01:15:02.331
LET'S NOT LET, YOU KNOW,

01:15:02.398 --> 01:15:03.800
SUCH A TINY LITTLE INCIDENT

01:15:03.867 --> 01:15:06.335
SPOIL SUCH
A WONDERFUL EVENING.

01:15:06.402 --> 01:15:08.572
AND LET ME ASSURE YOU

01:15:08.638 --> 01:15:11.908
THERE IS NO MONKEY
IN THIS HOTEL.

01:15:15.344 --> 01:15:17.246
A MONKEY!

01:15:20.449 --> 01:15:22.185
SHOOT HIM.

01:15:25.755 --> 01:15:27.924
NO! DON'T SHOOT HIM!

01:15:29.759 --> 01:15:31.961
THAT'S COMING OUT
OF YOUR CHECK.

01:15:32.028 --> 01:15:35.732
NOW, COME ON.
I WANT HIM DEAD.

01:15:36.900 --> 01:15:40.069
TEACH HIM TO COME
INTO MY HOTEL.

01:15:40.136 --> 01:15:42.505
COME ON. SHOOT HIM.

01:15:42.572 --> 01:15:44.107
HYAH!

01:15:44.173 --> 01:15:45.141
AAH!

01:15:54.584 --> 01:15:55.952
WHOA.

01:15:59.288 --> 01:16:00.690
HA HA HA!

01:16:11.901 --> 01:16:12.769
YOU!

01:16:14.037 --> 01:16:14.938
AAH!

01:16:20.509 --> 01:16:22.045
GOOD SHOW.
THANK YOU.

01:16:22.111 --> 01:16:23.579
WATCH THE BIRDIE.

01:16:31.855 --> 01:16:33.556
SO, AM I
STILL GROUNDED?

01:16:33.623 --> 01:16:34.924
[STRAINED VOICE]
THAT'S MY BOY.

01:16:38.527 --> 01:16:40.930
THIS IS FOR
TYING UP MY KID.

01:16:42.031 --> 01:16:44.834
AAH!

01:16:46.269 --> 01:16:47.971
ALL RIGHT, DAD.

01:16:48.037 --> 01:16:48.972
VERY WELL.

01:16:51.307 --> 01:16:52.676
YOU DID THIS.

01:16:52.742 --> 01:16:54.944
YOU BROUGHT THAT MONKEY
INTO MY HOTEL.

01:16:55.011 --> 01:16:56.680
THERE'S BEEN
NOTHING BUT TROUBLE

01:16:56.746 --> 01:16:58.682
SINCE YOUR
DADDY STARTED
WORKING HERE.

01:16:59.816 --> 01:17:02.351
YOU LITTLE SPOILED BRAT!

01:17:09.258 --> 01:17:10.727
AAH!

01:17:13.096 --> 01:17:14.664
AAH!

01:17:23.172 --> 01:17:24.841
OOH!

01:17:24.908 --> 01:17:25.842
AH!

01:17:26.810 --> 01:17:29.979
THIS IS YOUR FAULT,

01:17:30.046 --> 01:17:32.215
YOU AND THOSE
CHILDREN.

01:17:32.281 --> 01:17:33.750
MRS. DUBROW.
WHAT?

01:17:34.718 --> 01:17:36.119
HAVE YOU TRIED THE CAKE?

01:17:39.622 --> 01:17:41.124
YOU'RE...

01:17:41.190 --> 01:17:42.125
FIRED!

01:17:44.360 --> 01:17:47.997
JUST GO HOME AND
BURN YOUR RÉSUMÉS

01:17:48.064 --> 01:17:49.565
BECAUSE YOU'LL
NEVER WORK

01:17:49.632 --> 01:17:50.900
IN THE HOTEL BUSINESS--

01:17:50.967 --> 01:17:52.869
DON'T YOU
WALK AWAY FROM ME.

01:17:52.936 --> 01:17:55.371
I'M STILL FIRING YOU!

01:17:58.942 --> 01:18:01.677
MRS. DUBROW,
I'M LIONEL SPALDING

01:18:01.745 --> 01:18:03.780
FROM THE LE MONDE
TRAVELER ORGANIZATION.

01:18:03.847 --> 01:18:05.281
CONGRATULATIONS.

01:18:05.348 --> 01:18:06.682
YOU'VE MANAGED TO GO

01:18:06.750 --> 01:18:09.218
FROM A FIVE-STAR HOTEL

01:18:09.285 --> 01:18:13.089
TO A ONE-STAR HOTEL.

01:18:13.156 --> 01:18:15.959
GOOD NIGHT.

01:18:16.025 --> 01:18:17.026
AAH!

01:18:24.533 --> 01:18:26.069
GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME.

01:18:26.135 --> 01:18:27.636
TERRIBLE MISUNDERSTANDING.
I'M UTTERLY INNOCENT.

01:18:27.703 --> 01:18:30.039
THIS WILL BE REVEALED
BY MY LAWYERS

01:18:30.106 --> 01:18:32.842
AS SOON AS I GET
TO A PAY PHONE.

01:18:35.111 --> 01:18:36.379
DUNSTON...

01:18:36.445 --> 01:18:37.747
HOW COULD YOU?

01:18:37.814 --> 01:18:39.282
[PFFT]
[PFFT]

01:18:39.348 --> 01:18:40.216
DUNSTON!

01:18:41.650 --> 01:18:43.719
MAY I CALL YOU DUNSTON?

01:18:43.787 --> 01:18:46.655
I'M REALLY, REALLY SORRY.

01:18:46.722 --> 01:18:49.592
I WAS JUST TRYING
TO DO MY JOB.

01:18:49.658 --> 01:18:51.594
IT WAS NOTHING PERSONAL.

01:18:51.660 --> 01:18:53.229
DO YOU BELIEVE ME?

01:18:56.499 --> 01:18:58.101
I DESERVED THAT.

01:18:58.167 --> 01:19:00.136
[SNORING]

01:19:00.203 --> 01:19:03.206
YOU KNOW,
I'VE NEVER ATTACKED
ANOTHER HUMAN BEING

01:19:03.272 --> 01:19:04.673
IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

01:19:04.740 --> 01:19:07.610
NOW I'VE DROPPED TWO
IN THE SAME DAY.

01:19:07.676 --> 01:19:09.578
SO HOW DID IT FEEL?

01:19:09.645 --> 01:19:11.114
GREAT.

01:19:11.180 --> 01:19:13.582
YOU DO REALIZE WE'LL
PROBABLY END UP LIVING

01:19:13.649 --> 01:19:15.084
IN A MOTEL 6.

01:19:17.753 --> 01:19:19.355
YEP.

01:19:25.061 --> 01:19:26.830
SOUNDS PRETTY GOOD TO ME.

01:19:50.653 --> 01:19:51.720
HELLO, DUNSTON.

01:19:51.787 --> 01:19:54.257
NICE TO OFFICIALLY
MEET YOU.

01:19:58.594 --> 01:19:59.762
DAD, CAN WE?

01:19:59.829 --> 01:20:02.398
NO, WE CAN'T.

01:20:02.465 --> 01:20:03.299
WE CAN'T.

01:20:03.366 --> 01:20:06.069
PLEASE. HE CAN STAY
IN MY ROOM.

01:20:06.135 --> 01:20:07.971
I'LL TAKE
GOOD CARE OF HIM.

01:20:08.037 --> 01:20:10.940
KYLE, LISTEN TO ME.

01:20:12.741 --> 01:20:15.411
DUNSTON CAN STAY
WITH US TONIGHT,

01:20:15.478 --> 01:20:19.415
BUT TOMORROW
WE'VE GOT TO FIND
ANOTHER PLACE FOR HIM.

01:20:22.218 --> 01:20:24.287
[WHIMPERS]

01:20:29.192 --> 01:20:31.060
IT'S A REALLY NICE ZOO.

01:20:31.127 --> 01:20:34.597
NO ONE WILL BE MEAN
TO YOU OR ANYTHING,

01:20:34.663 --> 01:20:36.499
AND YOU'LL HAVE FRIENDS.

01:20:39.368 --> 01:20:40.569
NO.

01:20:40.636 --> 01:20:42.038
MONKEY FRIENDS.

01:20:42.105 --> 01:20:44.073
I'M NOT SURE
WHERE I'LL BE,

01:20:44.140 --> 01:20:46.976
BUT I'LL TRY
TO COME AND VISIT YOU

01:20:47.043 --> 01:20:48.844
WHENEVER I CAN.

01:20:48.912 --> 01:20:51.180
[KNOCK ON DOOR]

01:20:51.247 --> 01:20:52.581
IT'S THEM.

01:20:55.651 --> 01:20:56.752
MR. DUBROW?

01:20:56.819 --> 01:20:57.987
GOOD MORNING, KYLE.

01:20:58.054 --> 01:20:59.822
WHERE'S MRS. DUBROW?

01:20:59.889 --> 01:21:02.691
SCOUTING HOTEL SITES
IN ALASKA.

01:21:02.758 --> 01:21:05.028
WE'VE COME
TO SEE YOUR FATHER.

01:21:05.094 --> 01:21:06.762
SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

01:21:06.829 --> 01:21:08.932
I WANT YOU TO STAY.

01:21:08.998 --> 01:21:11.600
THIS IS THE FINEST HOTEL
IN THE ENTIRE CHAIN.

01:21:11.667 --> 01:21:13.136
YES, IT IS.

01:21:13.202 --> 01:21:15.638
THIS IS EVERYTHING I'VE
EVER DREAMED OF DOING,

01:21:15.704 --> 01:21:17.073
AND NOW I'VE DONE IT.

01:21:17.140 --> 01:21:19.542
I THINK
I'D LIKE A POSITION...

01:21:22.078 --> 01:21:24.680
THAT'S A LITTLE LESS
DEMANDING ON MY TIME.

01:21:24.747 --> 01:21:26.916
HMM.

01:21:28.684 --> 01:21:30.853
LET ME SEE
WHAT I CAN DO.

01:21:30.920 --> 01:21:34.590
MR. DUBROW, YOU KNOW
LOTS OF PEOPLE, RIGHT?

01:21:34.657 --> 01:21:35.891
WHY DO YOU ASK?

01:21:35.959 --> 01:21:37.360
I HAVE THIS FRIEND

01:21:37.426 --> 01:21:40.596
WHO'S SORT OF IN NEED
OF A FAVOR.

01:21:40.663 --> 01:21:42.165
UH-HUH.

01:21:58.814 --> 01:22:00.516
[SPEAKING JAPANESE]

01:22:03.086 --> 01:22:04.587
LIONEL SPALDING...

01:22:04.653 --> 01:22:05.921
AND NEIL.

01:22:05.989 --> 01:22:08.291
WELCOME TO
THE BALI MAJESTIC,
MR. SPALDING.

01:22:08.357 --> 01:22:10.193
THE MANAGER HAS BEEN
EXPECTING YOU.

01:22:10.259 --> 01:22:13.129
MR. SPALDING,
I CAN'T TELL YOU
HOW PLEASED I AM

01:22:13.196 --> 01:22:15.598
THAT YOU DECIDED TO
ACCEPT OUR INVITATION,

01:22:15.664 --> 01:22:17.633
PARTICULARLY AFTER
THOSE RATHER UNFORTUNATE
CIRCUMSTANCES

01:22:17.700 --> 01:22:18.934
BACK IN NEW YORK.

01:22:19.002 --> 01:22:20.469
BUT AS YOU CAN SEE,

01:22:20.536 --> 01:22:22.771
WE ARE FAR, FAR AWAY
FROM THERE RIGHT NOW.

01:22:22.838 --> 01:22:25.074
AND MY FAMILY AND I
ARE DEDICATED

01:22:25.141 --> 01:22:28.544
TO MAKING YOUR STAY HERE
AT THE BALI MAJESTIC

01:22:28.611 --> 01:22:31.080
AS UNEVENTFUL
AND TROUBLE-FREE
AS IS HUMANLY POSSIBLE.

01:22:31.147 --> 01:22:32.948
YOUR ROOM AND MEALS
ARE COMPLIMENTARY.

01:22:33.016 --> 01:22:37.020
IF YOU'D LIKE ME TO
ARRANGE A LINE OF CREDIT
IN THE CASINO,

01:22:37.086 --> 01:22:38.454
I'D BE HAPPY TO DO SO.

01:22:38.521 --> 01:22:41.157
YOU MAY HEAR SOME
OF OUR NATIVE ISLANDERS

01:22:41.224 --> 01:22:42.458
OUT AND AROUND
THE BUSHES.

01:22:42.525 --> 01:22:44.027
THERE'S NOTHING
TO WORRY ABOUT.

01:22:44.093 --> 01:22:45.528
I CAN GUARANTEE YOU

01:22:45.594 --> 01:22:49.098
THERE WILL BE
NO FURTHER INCIDENTS
TO DEAL WITH.

01:22:49.165 --> 01:22:51.600
ANYTIME
YOU NEED ANYTHING,
PICK UP THE PHONE--

01:22:51.667 --> 01:22:52.635
DAD, UH--

01:22:52.701 --> 01:22:54.170
JUST A MOMENT, KYLE.

01:22:54.237 --> 01:22:56.639
ONE OF THINGS
I WANT TO TELL YOU ABOUT

01:22:56.705 --> 01:22:58.074
IS THE BALI-HAI BUFFET,

01:22:58.141 --> 01:23:01.644
WHICH WE OFFER EVERY DAY
AT BREAKFAST AND LUNCH.

01:23:01.710 --> 01:23:04.580
NO!

01:23:04.647 --> 01:23:07.316
* OW, OW *

01:23:07.383 --> 01:23:08.684
* ALL ABOARD
THAT FUNK BOAT *

01:23:08.751 --> 01:23:12.155
* THAT I'M ABOUT
TO START SAILIN' NOW *

01:23:12.221 --> 01:23:14.290
* ALL YOU RIGGERS
AND ALL YOU PARTY TRICKERS *

01:23:14.357 --> 01:23:17.126
* EVERYBODY'S
IN THE FUNKY BLOWOUT *

01:23:17.193 --> 01:23:18.494
* YOU KNOW WHERE
TO SET SAIL FROM *

01:23:18.561 --> 01:23:21.630
* JUST AROUND THE CORNER
FROM THE PORTOBELLO ROAD *

01:23:21.697 --> 01:23:24.200
* DOWNTOWN, W-10,
YOU'RE MY BEST BABY *

01:23:24.267 --> 01:23:26.102
* BABY, DO WHAT
YOU'RE DONE TOLD *

01:23:26.169 --> 01:23:29.105
* I GOT BOTTLES OF BEER
AND A DECK OR TWO *

01:23:29.172 --> 01:23:31.974
* ALL MY FRIENDS
ARE NOW COMING IN *

01:23:32.041 --> 01:23:33.709
* LUCY AND JULES
LOOKIN' GOOD, GIRLS *

01:23:33.776 --> 01:23:36.112
* SO, ALL ABOARD,
LET THE PARTY BEGIN *

01:23:36.179 --> 01:23:37.513
* I'M ON THE MIKE,
I MAKE YOU DANCE *

01:23:37.580 --> 01:23:38.981
* I MAKE YOU FUNK,
I MAKE YOU SWEAT *

01:23:39.048 --> 01:23:41.250
* FROM NOW
TILL THE BREAK OF DAWN *

01:23:41.317 --> 01:23:43.719
* SO GET UP THE WALL,
LET'S HAVE A BALL *

01:23:43.786 --> 01:23:45.754
* RUMMIN' OUT
TILL THE MORNING COMES *

01:23:45.821 --> 01:23:47.056
* AND I SAID *

01:23:47.123 --> 01:23:48.291
* HAVE FUN, GO MAD *

01:23:48.357 --> 01:23:49.658
* DO WHAT I SAY *

01:23:49.725 --> 01:23:50.626
* HAVE FUN, GO MAD *

01:23:50.693 --> 01:23:52.061
* DON'T DO WHAT I DO *

01:23:52.128 --> 01:23:53.096
* HAVE FUN, GO MAD *

01:23:53.162 --> 01:23:54.197
* COME ON *

01:23:54.263 --> 01:23:56.832
* HAVE FUN
LIVIN' IN THE CITY *

01:23:56.899 --> 01:23:58.167
* HAVE FUN, GO MAD *

01:23:58.234 --> 01:23:59.168
* DO WHAT I SAY *

01:23:59.235 --> 01:24:00.669
* HAVE FUN, GO MAD *

01:24:00.736 --> 01:24:01.904
* DON'T DO WHAT I DO *

01:24:01.970 --> 01:24:03.005
* HAVE FUN, GO MAD *

01:24:03.072 --> 01:24:04.173
* SO, COME ON *

01:24:04.240 --> 01:24:06.509
* HAVE FUN
LIVIN' IN THE CITY *

01:24:06.575 --> 01:24:07.543
* HERE WE GO *

01:24:21.724 --> 01:24:23.592
* HAVE, HAVE, HAVE *

01:24:23.659 --> 01:24:24.527
* HAVE FUN *

01:24:26.462 --> 01:24:29.132
* SO, LET IT BE,
LET IT BE MY *

01:24:29.198 --> 01:24:30.833
* MY TURN TO DANCE *

01:24:30.899 --> 01:24:33.536
* SO MAKIN' THE SPACE UP
AND ON THE FLOOR *

01:24:33.602 --> 01:24:36.205
* 'CAUSE I REALLY WANT
TO TAKE THIS CHANCE *

01:24:36.272 --> 01:24:38.374
* TO BUST A MOVE,
THRUST A MOVE *

01:24:38.441 --> 01:24:41.144
* JUST TO MOVE,
YOU KNOW I GOT NO SHAME *

01:24:41.210 --> 01:24:43.546
* I WANNA DO IT AGAIN,
I WANNA DO IT AGAIN *

01:24:43.612 --> 01:24:45.481
* I WANNA DO IT, DO IT,
DO IT, DO IT, DO IT *

01:24:45.548 --> 01:24:46.815
* DO IT, DO IT AGAIN **